Don't quote me on this, because I am very very tired, but I'm fairly sure the being related was added/mistranslated in later iterations, when it was originally someone in Odysseus's family having Hermes favour, and not literally being Hermes.

Fuck yeah, pretty little bride Ody! Who put him in this? Hermes I'm guessing

Ahagahag! I love this oh my godddd. Jayce making little noises and vik is like 'Oh no! He's having a nightmare, poor Jayce's

Meanwhile Jayce is nearly cumming in his pants