OneArmedPuppet
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I am so tired of having meetings about meetings
October 29, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I am so tired of having meetings about meetings
I keep having this thing happen where I meet with my psychiatrist and tell her everything is fine and then immediately afterwards something really stressful happens
October 14, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I keep having this thing happen where I meet with my psychiatrist and tell her everything is fine and then immediately afterwards something really stressful happens
Best quote so far from today’s dnd session was an in-character “Are you psychologically well?” Best use of Sending.
September 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Best quote so far from today’s dnd session was an in-character “Are you psychologically well?” Best use of Sending.
Us: spend $400 on art supplies and Halloween decor
Avi: “if you’d asked us when we were teenagers, this would’ve been one of the main reasons we’d said we shouldn’t date.”
Avi: “if you’d asked us when we were teenagers, this would’ve been one of the main reasons we’d said we shouldn’t date.”
August 29, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Us: spend $400 on art supplies and Halloween decor
Avi: “if you’d asked us when we were teenagers, this would’ve been one of the main reasons we’d said we shouldn’t date.”
Avi: “if you’d asked us when we were teenagers, this would’ve been one of the main reasons we’d said we shouldn’t date.”
Watching Winter Soldier.
Anna: “Aw, he’s so sad, I’m gonna kill myself!”
Avi: “Me, circa 2014.”
Anna: “Aw, he’s so sad, I’m gonna kill myself!”
Avi: “Me, circa 2014.”
August 25, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Watching Winter Soldier.
Anna: “Aw, he’s so sad, I’m gonna kill myself!”
Avi: “Me, circa 2014.”
Anna: “Aw, he’s so sad, I’m gonna kill myself!”
Avi: “Me, circa 2014.”
“All cats can see ghosts, but only some dogs can.”
“Yeah, and all cats can talk to ghosts, but only some choose to. Whereas only some dogs can talk to ghosts, but all of the ones that can, do.”
“Yeah, and all cats can talk to ghosts, but only some choose to. Whereas only some dogs can talk to ghosts, but all of the ones that can, do.”
July 19, 2025 at 8:45 AM
“All cats can see ghosts, but only some dogs can.”
“Yeah, and all cats can talk to ghosts, but only some choose to. Whereas only some dogs can talk to ghosts, but all of the ones that can, do.”
“Yeah, and all cats can talk to ghosts, but only some choose to. Whereas only some dogs can talk to ghosts, but all of the ones that can, do.”
We’ve decided on a “misrepresenting archaeology” double feature of Indiana Jones and Stargate for July 4
July 4, 2025 at 6:35 PM
We’ve decided on a “misrepresenting archaeology” double feature of Indiana Jones and Stargate for July 4
Did like half an hour of yard work and was like “should I become a farmer?”
(The answer is no. Half an hour of yard work was my limit before I have to lie down. But it was very satisfying)
(The answer is no. Half an hour of yard work was my limit before I have to lie down. But it was very satisfying)
May 31, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Did like half an hour of yard work and was like “should I become a farmer?”
(The answer is no. Half an hour of yard work was my limit before I have to lie down. But it was very satisfying)
(The answer is no. Half an hour of yard work was my limit before I have to lie down. But it was very satisfying)
The thing about owning your home is that we have mice and I don’t immediately want to burn the building down
April 27, 2025 at 4:15 AM
The thing about owning your home is that we have mice and I don’t immediately want to burn the building down
I’m at my fourth dentist appointment in nine days, and the worst part is that my dentist’s office plays bad country music
April 11, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I’m at my fourth dentist appointment in nine days, and the worst part is that my dentist’s office plays bad country music
I’m thinking fondly of the time I got a concussion, which is a sign that I desperately need a vacation, which is unfortunate because I cannot take one right now
March 19, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I’m thinking fondly of the time I got a concussion, which is a sign that I desperately need a vacation, which is unfortunate because I cannot take one right now
I have Hamilton stuck in my head and it’s making it very difficult to focus in this meeting
February 7, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I have Hamilton stuck in my head and it’s making it very difficult to focus in this meeting
Before I deleted my twitter account (finally), I looked back through my archive for a while, and was reminded that when I had a concussion I didn’t have stress dreams for like 4 days, and I miss that.
January 31, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Before I deleted my twitter account (finally), I looked back through my archive for a while, and was reminded that when I had a concussion I didn’t have stress dreams for like 4 days, and I miss that.
I took a nap during my lunch break and felt revitalized and energized for like 2.5 hours and now I just wanna die again
January 29, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I took a nap during my lunch break and felt revitalized and energized for like 2.5 hours and now I just wanna die again
Don’t let me start watching supernatural again
January 28, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Don’t let me start watching supernatural again
Me googling “Frodo and Sam kissing” like, truly some things have not changed since I was 13
January 19, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Me googling “Frodo and Sam kissing” like, truly some things have not changed since I was 13
I’ve never seriously considered becoming an architect, although it is adjacent to what I do and they make bank, but every time I have to look at an architectural drawing I am bored to tears, and I am reminded that that’s why I don’t want to do that
January 17, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I’ve never seriously considered becoming an architect, although it is adjacent to what I do and they make bank, but every time I have to look at an architectural drawing I am bored to tears, and I am reminded that that’s why I don’t want to do that
I can’t get any work done because I’m in meetings all the fucking time, and unfortunately the time I’m not in meetings I have to spend crying
January 17, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I can’t get any work done because I’m in meetings all the fucking time, and unfortunately the time I’m not in meetings I have to spend crying
I don’t actually believe in tarot, but I did draw the Knight of Wands twice yesterday, so I guess I gotta be brave and charming
January 15, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I don’t actually believe in tarot, but I did draw the Knight of Wands twice yesterday, so I guess I gotta be brave and charming
“Has anyone considered that John Oliver may be a benevolent trickster god?”
“Oh yeah.”
“Obviously.”
“Oh yeah.”
“Obviously.”
November 10, 2023 at 4:04 AM
“Has anyone considered that John Oliver may be a benevolent trickster god?”
“Oh yeah.”
“Obviously.”
“Oh yeah.”
“Obviously.”
This week sucks beyond belief actually
November 8, 2023 at 9:54 PM
This week sucks beyond belief actually
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no idea who needs to hear this rn but always remember mental is hocus, health not pocus
October 30, 2023 at 12:33 AM
no idea who needs to hear this rn but always remember mental is hocus, health not pocus
It’s rainy and cozy and fall-y and I don’t want to work
September 14, 2023 at 7:51 PM
It’s rainy and cozy and fall-y and I don’t want to work