oneaaronofmany.bsky.social
@oneaaronofmany.bsky.social
Yes, but what about pleats?
November 11, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I think firehouses will just take kids who like SCOTUS filings if you want to start over.
November 11, 2025 at 2:33 AM
This makes sense when you consider what percentage of truck owners actually need their utility.
November 10, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I hate saying “comma” out loud
October 16, 2025 at 4:19 PM
The exact opposite of this is Major League Baseball over the radio. The same five commercials at least 18 times every game multiplied by 162 games a year means I want to murder the Geico gecko.
September 6, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Reposted
I love how someone called the new White House gold aesthetic as "Saddamcore".
August 28, 2025 at 2:38 PM
This is super weird because Zohran is famous for his stance on affordable housing, whether you agree with it or not
August 23, 2025 at 9:38 PM
August 16, 2025 at 6:49 AM
And to be clear, “spiritual warfare” is one of those impossible contradictions, like “jumbo shrimp”
August 15, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Reminds me of a critique of punk rock, where it’s actually a pretty strict aesthetic with gatekeeping and purity tests, thereby becoming its own default norm
August 13, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Show me the spot in the constitution that says ICE can’t break vehicle traffic laws. Go on, show me.
August 6, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Yeah, I always hated the Einstein branding that some company (maybe IBM?) attached to their AI. Like, Einstein didn’t guess what an average physicist would do.
August 6, 2025 at 4:17 AM
No, no, you omitted “is” from the headline which is, like, 2/3 of the humor right there. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
August 4, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I keep saying: just ask which genes in particular are so awesome
August 3, 2025 at 9:28 PM
July 30, 2025 at 3:08 AM
That Tamara paragraph just butts right in like “HI GUYS WHATCHA TAKING ABOUT”
July 30, 2025 at 3:02 AM
“For these churches, the faith is not a calling to be pursued or a mystery to be discerned; it is an identity one holds or does not, a nation to be defended by any means necessary.” This line in particular distilled a lot of complexity into a very clear statement.
July 29, 2025 at 4:47 AM
“Surely all people deserve to have their voices heard. But do THESE people deserve to have their voices heard?”
July 24, 2025 at 4:53 PM