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matt
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My 1st lunchbox was Plaid and the glass lining in the thermos lasted one day of Kindergarten. I eventually scored a Space 1999 lunchbox which was a huge upgrade
November 17, 2025 at 2:32 PM
All my devs report issues. Designated #napbreak
November 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
6%? you must have a perfect credit score damn
October 29, 2025 at 2:40 PM
it's all for the open palm slam
October 3, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Blu Barrel
July 5, 2025 at 1:50 PM
"What does he need more money for" is a good argument for more taxes on the rich
May 14, 2025 at 4:40 PM
white noise biorhythms
May 13, 2025 at 2:58 PM
he also claims to be "doing a weave" or some shit when his brain jumps tracks
May 1, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I loved how easy they were to push after the clutch would blow up
April 28, 2025 at 4:59 PM
dang I have on my Dag Nasty shirt right now
April 28, 2025 at 2:18 PM
she's not even worried about the 3k, she's really upset about losing her Frequent Customer card from the costume shop, she was only one punch away from a free getup
April 27, 2025 at 4:15 PM
can we get a "least of these brothers" who's not so "least" thanks
April 18, 2025 at 7:57 PM
DO SOMETHING REAL YOU GHOUL
February 2, 2025 at 4:24 AM
need a post about the positives of being a 5G zombie when the tone gets broadcast in a couple hours

* no more stupid job
* can't die
* brains may be tasty
October 4, 2023 at 4:37 PM