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@onceuponanemily.bsky.social
· Jan 26
source: a tiny woodland creature whispered the idea to me:)
it’s a beautiful day to build a brand!
March 17, 2025 at 2:09 PM
it’s a beautiful day to build a brand!
now more than ever it’s imperative we dance like no one is watching
March 17, 2025 at 1:42 PM
now more than ever it’s imperative we dance like no one is watching
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Politics hasn't been this simple in a long time: do you think it's good for one man to exercise unchecked, arbitrary power or not. Those are the two available ideologies right now
March 16, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Politics hasn't been this simple in a long time: do you think it's good for one man to exercise unchecked, arbitrary power or not. Those are the two available ideologies right now
i keep wanting to call it a “croc pot” instead of a “crock pot”
March 14, 2025 at 3:04 AM
i keep wanting to call it a “croc pot” instead of a “crock pot”
i am the way i am because i discovered the Meaning of Life at age 19 and have yet to change my stance on it
March 13, 2025 at 10:18 PM
i am the way i am because i discovered the Meaning of Life at age 19 and have yet to change my stance on it
my plant had a baby and i feel like a proud grandparent
March 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
my plant had a baby and i feel like a proud grandparent
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There’s something magical the way coffee puts love in my heart & IDGAF in my soul
March 8, 2025 at 11:50 AM
There’s something magical the way coffee puts love in my heart & IDGAF in my soul
caffeine hits so much harder when ur not supposed to be having it (ex. 5pm)
March 7, 2025 at 11:13 PM
caffeine hits so much harder when ur not supposed to be having it (ex. 5pm)
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can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book
March 3, 2025 at 9:09 PM
can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book
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that pavlov stuff is fake. i salivate when i hear a bell ringing too. that’s just what happens
March 3, 2025 at 4:20 PM
that pavlov stuff is fake. i salivate when i hear a bell ringing too. that’s just what happens
you see kodachrome!!you see pink and gold!!
February 28, 2025 at 6:36 PM
you see kodachrome!!you see pink and gold!!
do you ever read a book and just want to live in between the pages
February 28, 2025 at 4:44 AM
do you ever read a book and just want to live in between the pages
uv index of 7 aka a little kiss from the universe herself
February 24, 2025 at 7:34 PM
uv index of 7 aka a little kiss from the universe herself
brb finding magic in the mundane
February 23, 2025 at 6:28 PM
brb finding magic in the mundane
“man or bear” both. i can fight
February 21, 2025 at 6:51 PM
“man or bear” both. i can fight
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Wracking my brain trying to figure out how to weaponize snark for the greater good.
February 21, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Wracking my brain trying to figure out how to weaponize snark for the greater good.
it’s not easy being a poet trapped inside the body of an analyst
February 18, 2025 at 7:39 PM
it’s not easy being a poet trapped inside the body of an analyst
my sourdough starter is mad at me
February 13, 2025 at 3:28 PM
my sourdough starter is mad at me
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"Unexpectedly" is actually not an accurate descriptor of polices historically know to .... raise inflation
February 12, 2025 at 2:19 PM
"Unexpectedly" is actually not an accurate descriptor of polices historically know to .... raise inflation
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Very proud to announce the Department of Health will now process all requests to change gender designation on birth certificates within three business days. Previously, there was as much as a 10 month wait.
February 12, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Very proud to announce the Department of Health will now process all requests to change gender designation on birth certificates within three business days. Previously, there was as much as a 10 month wait.
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I will never "present evidence" in a court proceeding. It's not my job to educate you
February 12, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I will never "present evidence" in a court proceeding. It's not my job to educate you