dude800
@onceuponanaurora.bsky.social
doing my best human impression
there's no right side of the bed with a body like mine and a mind like mine
there's no right side of the bed with a body like mine and a mind like mine
contrary to popular belief the bladder stores love
December 9, 2025 at 4:09 AM
contrary to popular belief the bladder stores love
does it sound like that too
November 27, 2025 at 4:17 AM
does it sound like that too
you would name yourself eeeeee
November 25, 2025 at 5:58 AM
you would name yourself eeeeee
new podcast Fuck the Computer when
November 21, 2025 at 9:52 PM
new podcast Fuck the Computer when
I fucking hate it here
November 19, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I fucking hate it here
Everyone really is twelve now huh
November 14, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Everyone really is twelve now huh
the crafting trees for these are also 24 steps long and sometimes require a combination of each other
November 13, 2025 at 2:22 AM
the crafting trees for these are also 24 steps long and sometimes require a combination of each other
ugh don't remind us
November 12, 2025 at 9:14 AM
ugh don't remind us
high violet is my favorite album ever and no amount of moms listening to it is gonna change its irreplaceable vibes
November 10, 2025 at 4:32 AM
high violet is my favorite album ever and no amount of moms listening to it is gonna change its irreplaceable vibes
this is getting taken down immediately lol
November 7, 2025 at 10:53 PM
this is getting taken down immediately lol
It's Adam and Eve, not Adamant Steve. He's out on errands, can I take a message?
October 30, 2025 at 3:25 AM
It's Adam and Eve, not Adamant Steve. He's out on errands, can I take a message?
we love to see it
October 23, 2025 at 8:09 AM
we love to see it
-doesnt market it at all
-makes it boring
-casts someone nobody likes
"why no money"
-makes it boring
-casts someone nobody likes
"why no money"
October 16, 2025 at 3:15 AM
-doesnt market it at all
-makes it boring
-casts someone nobody likes
"why no money"
-makes it boring
-casts someone nobody likes
"why no money"
let's be honest, anyone who still has an account there either doesn't have a line or is woefully ignorant, either way you're not gonna reach them
October 15, 2025 at 7:45 PM
let's be honest, anyone who still has an account there either doesn't have a line or is woefully ignorant, either way you're not gonna reach them
"does not reflect the standards or values of this office"
... doesn't it, though?
... doesn't it, though?
October 15, 2025 at 7:43 PM
"does not reflect the standards or values of this office"
... doesn't it, though?
... doesn't it, though?
I don't like that you make me look at that gross dude whenever the music doesn't have a video
October 7, 2025 at 9:07 AM
I don't like that you make me look at that gross dude whenever the music doesn't have a video
almost thought this was gonna be my man ST-
October 7, 2025 at 7:43 AM
almost thought this was gonna be my man ST-