(Once) Broken Key
@oncebrokenkey.bsky.social
🗝️Killing your keys only leaves you blind.
Hiding from my coworkers
September 3, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Hiding from my coworkers
My coworkers are gangstalking me
September 3, 2025 at 10:18 PM
My coworkers are gangstalking me
My coworkers are hunting me for sport
September 3, 2025 at 10:18 PM
My coworkers are hunting me for sport
Books should have a warning label: “contains metaphors, may cause confusion.”
September 2, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Books should have a warning label: “contains metaphors, may cause confusion.”
I’m at a speakeasy where I had to walk through a bookcase in a bahn mi restaurant to get here…
September 2, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I’m at a speakeasy where I had to walk through a bookcase in a bahn mi restaurant to get here…
The thing to do with a bad man is to throw it down several wells to get them acquainted with the mirror maze.
September 2, 2025 at 1:42 PM
The thing to do with a bad man is to throw it down several wells to get them acquainted with the mirror maze.
Welcome to our neck of the woods
September 2, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Welcome to our neck of the woods
Artful dodger, easy does it
September 2, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Artful dodger, easy does it
i need to take my brain out and replace it with a new one
September 2, 2025 at 1:40 PM
i need to take my brain out and replace it with a new one
What was that? I screech
September 2, 2025 at 1:40 PM
What was that? I screech
Lock your son in the grain silo they said. He’ll never eat his way to safety in the grain silo they said.
September 2, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Lock your son in the grain silo they said. He’ll never eat his way to safety in the grain silo they said.
a lil ghost admiring some invisible art
September 2, 2025 at 1:39 PM
a lil ghost admiring some invisible art
weird bad smell near me rotten meat
September 2, 2025 at 1:38 PM
weird bad smell near me rotten meat
Gollum you silly bitch. Aha. I don’t blame you
September 2, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Gollum you silly bitch. Aha. I don’t blame you
I’m on the construction crew that makes all the houses fucked up in your dreams. Installing four jacuzzi tubs in a living room. Secret ice cavern. The inspectors are always up my ass, but we try to do everything to code. Hell. My personal pride is the highest standard there is.
September 2, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I’m on the construction crew that makes all the houses fucked up in your dreams. Installing four jacuzzi tubs in a living room. Secret ice cavern. The inspectors are always up my ass, but we try to do everything to code. Hell. My personal pride is the highest standard there is.
please 'like' my latest youtube video in which i just say 'help, help, help, help, help' for 24 mins
September 2, 2025 at 1:37 PM
please 'like' my latest youtube video in which i just say 'help, help, help, help, help' for 24 mins
There is a tribe in the Gobi that moves all over the region according to prey migration patterns. What sets them apart from other nomadic tribes is they move via a system of vacuum tube railways. They are a pneumatic tribe.
September 2, 2025 at 1:37 PM
There is a tribe in the Gobi that moves all over the region according to prey migration patterns. What sets them apart from other nomadic tribes is they move via a system of vacuum tube railways. They are a pneumatic tribe.
My Night Doctor lives on a boat. His Night Medicine his given to me on his boat.
September 2, 2025 at 1:37 PM
My Night Doctor lives on a boat. His Night Medicine his given to me on his boat.
I may be dump as hell but you are stupid as fuck, dumpfuck
September 2, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I may be dump as hell but you are stupid as fuck, dumpfuck
Youtube is fun because it's like that day in class where the teacher invites a lil jerk up to teach the class themselves and they do it but they suck at it
September 2, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Youtube is fun because it's like that day in class where the teacher invites a lil jerk up to teach the class themselves and they do it but they suck at it
If you don't remember to lock the bathroom door in our house you get invaded Dark Souls style by The Poop Voyeur
September 2, 2025 at 1:35 PM
If you don't remember to lock the bathroom door in our house you get invaded Dark Souls style by The Poop Voyeur
I have the gene that makes coffee taste like bitter, burnt, & nasty bean water
September 2, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I have the gene that makes coffee taste like bitter, burnt, & nasty bean water
as a cynic and a hater i am constantly vindicated which sucks because it's not fun being right
September 2, 2025 at 1:34 PM
as a cynic and a hater i am constantly vindicated which sucks because it's not fun being right
Everything I know I learned from a talking dog
September 2, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Everything I know I learned from a talking dog