need to go watch the people who put on armor and hit each other with swords so I can do this shit

Reaching into the depths of my memory for obscure usernames of internet friends who might be on here is a Herculean task. Actually it’s kind of an Orpheus thing because I’m searching for them against all possible odds. but it’s also kind of Odysseus’s quest to speak with the dead in the underworld

what’s all this then