LET ME HAVE THIS IT WILL BE 2 YEARS BEFORE I GET THE NEXT BOOK

And even better is when I get to educate them on an internet horror they missed out on and have them stare at me like ☝️😨

Okaayyyyy…🤨 well I’m literally engaged this is so awkward for you

I hope you have a terrible day

I’m actually allowed to joke about 9/11 because this is the home video my mom made while watching the news