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Jeebus dude. The world is just trying to break your heart one way or the other eh? My condolences, and +1 on the "fuck off Meta and Zuck" sentiment.
November 25, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Always knew you had a bit of a soft heart. Good vibes to you and yours, and hope you're up and skipping about with your fancy new bionic heart ASAP.
November 12, 2025 at 9:14 PM
North west akshually. Also I lost count of the typography crimes on that van. The mix of fonts, sizing, kerning… that’s gotta be intentional, right? Right?
September 28, 2025 at 12:12 PM
September 17, 2025 at 8:05 PM
To be fair, you did introduce me to web.archive.org/web/20170118.... I may or may not have spent several days singing that to myself and everyone around me.
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The website of Brian Limond, aka Limmy
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September 4, 2025 at 3:24 PM
This is one of those problems that seems ridiculously stupid on its face but gets surprisingly difficult at scale. /fin
July 17, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Another factoid in the same vein that greatly amuses me is that for _years_ we were unable to delete a great percentage of uncompleted uploads. Once our storage provider made it possible to delete them we also instantly saved tens of thousands on our bill. /1
July 17, 2025 at 12:18 PM
My Liebherr fridge came with a similar instruction: bsky.app/profile/on-n...
on-no.net Onno @on-no.net · Feb 5
New fridge says Blubb Blubb Blubb Zssss Brrrrrrr ✅ when it's working, according to its documentation. Genius.
July 1, 2025 at 8:29 PM
TIL I'm descended from Minnesotans (or some branch probably anyway, considering I'm European). Not too bad.
June 3, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I was supervising! From a distance. On the couch. Teamwork!
February 2, 2025 at 12:02 AM
swearsky.bagpuss.org/sounds.mp3 lovely! The "motherfucker" has a distrinct Matt Berry quality to it, that really you? Otherwise this just makes me nostalgic for the old office we shared. I shall be playing it on repeat.
swearsky.bagpuss.org
November 20, 2024 at 12:19 PM