Harrison “Too Many Hats” Parker
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Harrison “Too Many Hats” Parker
@omw2innisfree.bsky.social
Attorney, Dungeon Master, Photographer, Artist, Writer, Denim Disaster
Just ordered a Vietnamese coffee that much to my surprise and immediate dismay has boba in it.
January 28, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Just saw a “Trump Won. I know it. You know it.” bumper sticker on the back of a Subaru and I’ve never been more confused on a driver’s demographic.
December 13, 2024 at 8:08 PM
After nearly a year off of working out post-wrist break, I’m finally consistently back to it. It’s also obnoxious how different the strength in each arm is because of the breakage.
December 7, 2024 at 9:30 PM
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Gotta kick off the 🎄 season right!!!

Take it away, DMX!
December 1, 2024 at 2:49 PM
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Cop: you're going to prison for forgery

Me *slides him a 37 dollar bill* what about now
December 6, 2024 at 7:19 PM
Well, here I am.
December 5, 2024 at 6:58 AM
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you're telling me an Anne cooked this Rice?
July 22, 2023 at 2:54 AM
Finalized commission of Queen Amidala.
July 24, 2023 at 5:02 PM
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Do not go gentle into that good night
July 9, 2023 at 11:48 PM