You're gonna look like such an idiot when all the burglars trying to break in Home Alone-style slip and slide and can't get in.

I mean, I guess if you reeeally squint..

Erin Keif, Adal Rifai, John Patrick Coan. Hey Riddle Riddle episodddddddde.

Just remember, we're all Terrible People (tm), and we will -somehow- divine whichever one you're least confident in tackling and choose that one. 👍

Nice try, traitorous brain thoughts, can't make us all stop reading that easily. Seriously, read everything you've put out on release day, not intending to break that pattern now. You got this.

Me, sitting at a train station a solid hour and a half before the train could ever possibly arrive: Huh. Never.