its happening again

i haven't skeeted in like a while and im periodically getting skollowers and i dont understand why what are your goals

Always 💖

Don't make me tap the sign

mayonnaise isn't available, what are you having with your dumplings

i forgot to skeet today please pretend i said something really funny

just got the latest bluesky update wtf

im posting comedy gold over here and duck mustard is the only skeeter that sees it.

i feel bad for the rest of you, yall are missing out.

be more like duck mustard.

hi duck mustard 👋

is there a way to tag my skeets without them being a part of the post. i want people to see my skeets but everytime i consider tagging my skeets this image appears in my head

does anybody have any good song recommendations

if we're going to call them skeets does that mean we'll call the site skitter

can you all stop posting such interesting things.. its affecting my sleep schedule

hello all. i have a 50 image folder with nothing but photos of morels for anybody who wants it. i don't remember where i got the photos. here is a sample for those interested.

my cat.. he is very heavy (not visible from ph.oto)

*at the red robins*

me: i will have the red robin

waiter: ...what? we don't serve that here

what if instead of tweeting on twitter blue sky users bleated on bluesky. like goats. the connection to butterflies is yet to be found

i was choosing a profile picture for this site and scrolled past a random picture of a squirrel that i took and thought "no... no i can't just steal this innocent squirrels identity... what if they want to make a blue sky account"

hello blue sky. i have seen others do this and have chosen to imitate.

i would like to be mutuals.

i enjoy (in no particular order):
plants versus zombies
pokemon
hollow knight
celeste
over watch two
minecraft
learning to draw
godot
game design
various other things

thank you for your time.

*at the red lobster*

me: i won't have the red lobster

waiter: awe