omg hi
@omghi.bsky.social
disgraced academic, licensed fiend, world heavyweight champion ket scab (2020-present), pseudo-canadian.
estrogel in one palm, testogel in the other.
what happens when i clap
what happens when i clap
October 12, 2025 at 7:34 AM
estrogel in one palm, testogel in the other.
what happens when i clap
what happens when i clap
my xeets will be unearthed one day for an outré exhibitition hoping to capture the instantiation of a 2 like banger
August 16, 2025 at 3:23 AM
my xeets will be unearthed one day for an outré exhibitition hoping to capture the instantiation of a 2 like banger
"I was born to be a mother"
I say downing domperidone with a glass of wine
I say downing domperidone with a glass of wine
August 6, 2025 at 8:24 AM
"I was born to be a mother"
I say downing domperidone with a glass of wine
I say downing domperidone with a glass of wine
I think bluesky should have it's waluigi counterpart to grok.
instead of being mechahitler, korg could be like a really horny Deleuzian...
instead of being mechahitler, korg could be like a really horny Deleuzian...
July 10, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I think bluesky should have it's waluigi counterpart to grok.
instead of being mechahitler, korg could be like a really horny Deleuzian...
instead of being mechahitler, korg could be like a really horny Deleuzian...
being a white trans woman in Asia is great because sometimes old ladies will look at me funny and ask "are you girl, or boy???"
and I say, "ladyboy" and they'll cheer and clap
and I say, "ladyboy" and they'll cheer and clap
June 17, 2025 at 4:36 PM
being a white trans woman in Asia is great because sometimes old ladies will look at me funny and ask "are you girl, or boy???"
and I say, "ladyboy" and they'll cheer and clap
and I say, "ladyboy" and they'll cheer and clap
me on too high a dose of Adderall after 3 hours sleep ready to write a grant application asking for £100,000
March 8, 2024 at 9:53 AM
me on too high a dose of Adderall after 3 hours sleep ready to write a grant application asking for £100,000
(at rock bottom): at least things can only go up from here right :^) ?
(KCL):
(KCL):
February 27, 2024 at 9:53 AM
(at rock bottom): at least things can only go up from here right :^) ?
(KCL):
(KCL):
got comment section full of transphobia on a popular tiktok lol.
one of them said
"that's a bloke in a dress"
I'm wearing pants..
one of them said
"that's a bloke in a dress"
I'm wearing pants..
February 24, 2024 at 8:14 PM
got comment section full of transphobia on a popular tiktok lol.
one of them said
"that's a bloke in a dress"
I'm wearing pants..
one of them said
"that's a bloke in a dress"
I'm wearing pants..
btw, the king has cancer (NOT PROSTATE CANCER! they just found the cancer while poking around his prostate but ITS NOT PROSTATE CANCER OKAY)
🤴🏻🇬🇧
🤴🏻🇬🇧
February 5, 2024 at 6:56 PM
btw, the king has cancer (NOT PROSTATE CANCER! they just found the cancer while poking around his prostate but ITS NOT PROSTATE CANCER OKAY)
🤴🏻🇬🇧
🤴🏻🇬🇧
was playing pool and some rando dude bought me a jaegar bomb because I "have a beautiful fat ass"
#blessed #transrights
#blessed #transrights
January 19, 2024 at 10:53 PM
was playing pool and some rando dude bought me a jaegar bomb because I "have a beautiful fat ass"
#blessed #transrights
#blessed #transrights
*bids for connection*
shit
*bids for connection*
fuck
hold on
*goes to the ATM*
put it all on RED BABYYY
damn...
hey have they got complimentary coffee in here? ok cool, thanks
shit
*bids for connection*
fuck
hold on
*goes to the ATM*
put it all on RED BABYYY
damn...
hey have they got complimentary coffee in here? ok cool, thanks
January 4, 2024 at 11:35 AM
*bids for connection*
shit
*bids for connection*
fuck
hold on
*goes to the ATM*
put it all on RED BABYYY
damn...
hey have they got complimentary coffee in here? ok cool, thanks
shit
*bids for connection*
fuck
hold on
*goes to the ATM*
put it all on RED BABYYY
damn...
hey have they got complimentary coffee in here? ok cool, thanks
"real G's move in silence like lasagna" I say to myself, unmoving in bed for the 365th day in a row
January 2, 2024 at 10:03 AM
"real G's move in silence like lasagna" I say to myself, unmoving in bed for the 365th day in a row
I miss human connection. being weird n distant from everyone isn't as much fun as it sounds
November 23, 2023 at 12:05 PM
I miss human connection. being weird n distant from everyone isn't as much fun as it sounds
been watching one piece since February and am finally caught up. don't know what to do with myself now
October 25, 2023 at 11:01 AM
been watching one piece since February and am finally caught up. don't know what to do with myself now
dolls on bluesky after going to a rave
October 22, 2023 at 11:40 AM
dolls on bluesky after going to a rave
taking Adderall to make my bi-monthly skweet
October 11, 2023 at 2:04 PM
taking Adderall to make my bi-monthly skweet
person that sees my life is in shambles: oooh how are you doing :( ?
me: haha you know just doing my best to stay positive :) !
(clicks on to episode 1000 of one piece)
me: haha you know just doing my best to stay positive :) !
(clicks on to episode 1000 of one piece)
October 11, 2023 at 12:19 PM
person that sees my life is in shambles: oooh how are you doing :( ?
me: haha you know just doing my best to stay positive :) !
(clicks on to episode 1000 of one piece)
me: haha you know just doing my best to stay positive :) !
(clicks on to episode 1000 of one piece)
cat spilled half a pint of beer on my amp. musician career is over
September 20, 2023 at 8:44 PM
cat spilled half a pint of beer on my amp. musician career is over
just lost my job as a teacherrrrrr.
time to do porn full time I guess 😎
time to do porn full time I guess 😎
September 8, 2023 at 7:29 PM
just lost my job as a teacherrrrrr.
time to do porn full time I guess 😎
time to do porn full time I guess 😎
now more relevant than ever
if you post cringe on here you get the firing squad. save that shit for lex
September 6, 2023 at 1:02 PM
now more relevant than ever
repeating "I deserve joy" to myself over and over. God misheard me as saying "I deserve joi" and locks me in the jerk off chamber for another fortnight.
August 29, 2023 at 12:55 PM
repeating "I deserve joy" to myself over and over. God misheard me as saying "I deserve joi" and locks me in the jerk off chamber for another fortnight.
French friend brought some pressed pills all the way from Paris just so he could accidentally dose me with meth.
Tu fais battre mon cœur!
Tu fais battre mon cœur!
August 20, 2023 at 8:35 AM
French friend brought some pressed pills all the way from Paris just so he could accidentally dose me with meth.
Tu fais battre mon cœur!
Tu fais battre mon cœur!