I tried to give away a big pile of bark dust today. I was all ready to help the guy, shovel in hand and everything, but he didn't show up.

Aaaand scene.

Mulch Adieu About Nothing.

Angela Landsbury Stands Very Still.

Is that something?

What the hell am I doing on this site.

A chintzy vinyl wall display in a bad cursive font that reads "Shiv, Shaft, Shove"

At the end of the song, you drag your left hand up the fretboard. I will not be taking questions.

If you're in the performing arts and you don't think that graphic designers are judging you based on the length of your playbill biography, you are wrong. It's really a few thoughtful individuals who keep theirs short and allow for your novel that are really holding this whole operation together.

Paneran Breadkovich

Is this anything?

Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Scream Goat

A carefully created cocktail in honor of a calm and super cool week. It's bourbon.

Do I still need to pay my taxes? Asking for a friend.

President Trump is considering declaring a national “economic emergency” to justify implementing a series of universal tariffs and establishing the Department of Government Efficiency.

I dare you to make something that you enjoy this week, just for the sake of enjoying the process.