OMFGBean
@omfgbean.bsky.social
Aggressively trans. Definitely a human. Lover of bad jokes.
Me = Functional adult
Also me = Raisinets for breakfast.
Also me = Raisinets for breakfast.
February 3, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Me = Functional adult
Also me = Raisinets for breakfast.
Also me = Raisinets for breakfast.
Me: *burns fingers on freezy nom nom meal*
Me: Golly gosh that burned!
What has become of me?
Me: Golly gosh that burned!
What has become of me?
January 30, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Me: *burns fingers on freezy nom nom meal*
Me: Golly gosh that burned!
What has become of me?
Me: Golly gosh that burned!
What has become of me?
Can you imagine if every job was as hard to lose as being a cop?
I bet fast food workers would be slapping the shit out of some Karens...
I bet fast food workers would be slapping the shit out of some Karens...
January 29, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Can you imagine if every job was as hard to lose as being a cop?
I bet fast food workers would be slapping the shit out of some Karens...
I bet fast food workers would be slapping the shit out of some Karens...
I want a t-shirt that says "Be gay, do magic crime for the proletariat."
January 22, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I want a t-shirt that says "Be gay, do magic crime for the proletariat."
I always wanted to be a furry. Unfortunately I could never break into the IT industry.
January 13, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I always wanted to be a furry. Unfortunately I could never break into the IT industry.
Am I the only one grateful for porn bots on Bluesky? It is nice knowing a cold, metallic friend is always watching me. :)
January 8, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Am I the only one grateful for porn bots on Bluesky? It is nice knowing a cold, metallic friend is always watching me. :)
I like to think I would be a really good racist. Like. Top tier. For the ages.
Sadly I could never apply myself. I am too lazy.
It's a shame accepting people without hate takes so much less energy.
Sadly I could never apply myself. I am too lazy.
It's a shame accepting people without hate takes so much less energy.
January 6, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I like to think I would be a really good racist. Like. Top tier. For the ages.
Sadly I could never apply myself. I am too lazy.
It's a shame accepting people without hate takes so much less energy.
Sadly I could never apply myself. I am too lazy.
It's a shame accepting people without hate takes so much less energy.
Every day, I regret my relationship ending less and less.
Every day, I love her more.
Life is funny.
Every day, I love her more.
Life is funny.
January 5, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Every day, I regret my relationship ending less and less.
Every day, I love her more.
Life is funny.
Every day, I love her more.
Life is funny.
How do I sleep 15 hours and wake up more tired than the night before? I call shenanigans.
January 4, 2025 at 4:21 PM
How do I sleep 15 hours and wake up more tired than the night before? I call shenanigans.
Coworkers: Oh, hey Abby. How were your holidays?
Me, smiling: Nightmarish! How were yours?
Me, smiling: Nightmarish! How were yours?
January 2, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Coworkers: Oh, hey Abby. How were your holidays?
Me, smiling: Nightmarish! How were yours?
Me, smiling: Nightmarish! How were yours?
How many racists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, but they're still an asshole.
One, but they're still an asshole.
January 1, 2025 at 11:25 PM
How many racists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, but they're still an asshole.
One, but they're still an asshole.
They always say a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
What I wanna know is... what's the exchange rate if you shave or wax?
What I wanna know is... what's the exchange rate if you shave or wax?
January 1, 2025 at 5:43 AM
They always say a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
What I wanna know is... what's the exchange rate if you shave or wax?
What I wanna know is... what's the exchange rate if you shave or wax?
Racist joke of the day: What did one racist say to the other racist?
You ran a good race.
You ran a good race.
December 31, 2024 at 4:21 PM
Racist joke of the day: What did one racist say to the other racist?
You ran a good race.
You ran a good race.