For the first time, my dog is calm during fireworks. He's refusing to go outside, but not once has he gotten shaky and panicked. He's just fine. Totally normal. We didn't do anything different this year. Maybe it's because we got his tummy troubles sorted out. No idea but I'll take it.

I have woken up to this motherFUCKER shrieking for over a decade. At larps, hotels, everywhere. EVERYWHERE. Multiple phones.

Ripped the sound from YouTube and put it through a ringtone converter.

I can't wake up to anything else.