JACK DONAGHY: “MILF Messenger has unparalleled four quadrant support, Lemon. Perverts, Divorcees, Tribeca Gays, and Eastern European money laundering syndicates are all flocking to it. We haven’t had a hit with all four since John Stamos was on ER.”

I still wear a mask when I leave the house, and I’ve started to realize I find the anonymity kind of comforting. Makes me feel like I still have a little bit of privacy when I’m out in public.

So sad to see NFL players continue to play after suffering from multiple concussions. The league really needs to step in and do something about it. Anyway sorry I couldn’t make it out on Friday. I stayed home to watch the Tyson/Paul blunt force trauma to the head competition.

Waiting for RFK and the Dept. of Health and Human Services to launch the ‘Medicare X DraftKings’ collaboration so I can bet the over/under on my loved one’s medical bills.