J Douche Vance is the most unauthentic pile of human EXCREMENT, a man with no genuine convictions, no coherent ideas about the world, and absolutely no grasp of politics or how to maneuver within it.

Imagine Roosevelt seeking to be a "mediator" between the UK and Nazi Germany, or Truman between North and South Korea, or Bush Sr between Iraq and Kuwait. If you're neutral towards an aggressive dictator waging a war of conquest, you're half-way towards siding with him.