First time I think Hegseth has ever washed his hands.

Is it today?
Is it?
Is this the day?
Is this the time and day for Trump?
Is this it?
Is this the moment, the time, the day for Trump?
Is this the moment, the time, and the day that Trump finally became President?

As he stands there in the Oval Office looking stupid after someone just collapsed!

Comedy is no longer legal.

Another lousy sunset.

This is an alternative for her.

An Aunt of mine died in 1918 as an infant. My father never knew her because he was born a year after she died. My disgust for this drug abuser/dealer, adulterer, roadkill enthusiast only grows everytime I hear about him. If you are a subject of Behind the Bastards podcast, you are not a good person.

Gonna have to hire contractors to build facilities there. You know, dorms, kitchens, bathrooms. Definitely showers and also ovens. Gotta have the ovens.

At least Trump won't put a tariff on Don jr's favorite Colombian import.