If you know any of the songs from Animaniacs by heart then we can probably be friends.

I was completely unprepared for the direction this took.

Virginia and Kentucky are border states.

If Luigi Mangione somehow manages to avoid a conviction, he's going to end up fathering a small nation's worth of children.

You will never get me to hate Cardi B.

Just listen to how Stephen Colbert answered this question off the cuff.