If it helps I’m ordering lunch today and I rarely do that

My favorite is finally getting an idea but it’s not in stock anywhere and you think about it too late so you have to buy a candle or something

Every day I go into the office part of my soul dies

I don’t know if I have the strength to watch it (or care) but I do love laughing at bad cgi

Is it worth watching

I stared at the box for five minutes trying to figure out why it was familiar

They probably stole my data

There was a post on Reddit recently that was like ‘I just joined in on their phone call’

That’s a cry for help man I’m sorry

Oh…yeah that’s bad