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Michael
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Nephew told me he hates Mondays and doesn't know what Garfield is
October 20, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Yard sign that says "In this house we believe the 2nd amendment is to protect us from salesmen because we are fucking stupid but do not knock on the door"
October 10, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Sometimes I'm out here building stuff like this
October 9, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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Friddy friddy friddy
October 9, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Driving is actually only the second worst thing you do everyday if you're also going to your job
September 29, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Addaball is the only arcade for full grownies that I really love being at
September 29, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Can't spell fordnite correct or my algo gets dumb but I still love it!
September 24, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Playing fornitde and being 30+ rules
September 20, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Fall down with shows this fall at the fall shows
September 20, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Mr Freeze looks cool
August 13, 2025 at 6:49 AM
I wish there was a new hop along album all the time
July 1, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Bumper sticker that says: change lanes a lot if you don't understand traffic
June 25, 2025 at 3:51 PM
How do you even run over seagull
June 24, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Real hung up on how curating stuff is the opposite of creating stuff and making a lot of salads lately
June 19, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Bumper sticker that says: you're not gonna die
June 18, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Someone put infinite jest in our little library hell yeah
June 18, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Thinkin bout my bug buds and the American Chestnut too
There was a specialist American chestnut bee. It was rediscovered on chinkapins in Maryland in 2019.

Someone found one in an american chestnut orchard last year

www.inaturalist.org/observations...
May 21, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Thinkin bout my buffalo friends
May 21, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Bluesky is better than Instagram because Instagram thinks I wanna see boobs and funny dances and bluesky thinks I wanna see hand drawn dog people with gazongas
May 19, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Gf playing Yakuza and saying it's teaching her Japanese but she already knows Japanese
April 24, 2025 at 2:24 AM
do you think oysters are yucky or something you baby?
April 24, 2025 at 1:40 AM
My gf likes to keep her headphones with the potatoes
April 11, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Driving is the worst thing that you do every day it sucks
April 10, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Whisltin Dixie into the void and the Dixie Chicks are whistling back at me?
April 4, 2025 at 8:28 PM
This is what I spent my 20's doin
March 19, 2025 at 7:57 PM