FLO
olmstedyeoman.bsky.social
FLO
@olmstedyeoman.bsky.social
I hope you survived.
December 30, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I don’t know if your parents are immigrants, but that is a classic immigrant parent line.
December 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Barry Bostwick! Of course!
December 8, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Bait and kill switch
December 6, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Wow. I saw the article title and thought this had to be McSweeney’s or NYT Pitchbot. Close! Tom Nichols.
December 5, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Exactly this. The guy is worth around $400M bc of his golf game. Instead of counting his blessings each day, he’s on X denigrating immigrants.
December 5, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Smart idea!
November 29, 2025 at 1:54 AM
That cat is FAFO on four legs.
November 28, 2025 at 3:38 AM
On the other hand, maybe her followers will see what it’s like to be on the other side. Probably not.
November 15, 2025 at 6:31 PM
That must be so satisfying. Great work.
November 9, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Cowards, or champions?
November 7, 2025 at 4:04 AM
They’re going to put satirists out of work.
November 7, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Sometimes NYT pitchbot can’t outdo the actual Times.
November 6, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Get out. I was in New Orleans in the 90s and he played almost every week at Snug Harbor. Still kick myself for not going to see him, and many others.
October 19, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Yes, but the follow should have been, “What specific policies do you approve of?” And if the answer started with, “Well, the left….”, then maybe take the poll with a grain of salt. Which should go well with the shot of tequila you’ll need.
October 17, 2025 at 2:11 AM
That’s too much sexy for one cat.
October 12, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Both guns blazing. Well done. Don’t forget - black cats ruuuuule.
October 5, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I see you also have the random fur expansion pack as well.
September 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Who blocks the trolls and shitposters?
September 19, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Friends on the left? The man doesn’t have friends.
September 18, 2025 at 1:06 AM
“In America” seems broad. “Among MAGA and those with fealty to MAGA” seems more appropriate.
September 16, 2025 at 9:55 PM