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Brilliantly observed.

Tough round on today's "Whose Cunt is the Biggest Cunt?", hosted by David Mitchell, with weary team captains, Frankie Boyle and Jo Brand.

Foot. Fetish. Film.

It's not. It's a foot-fetish film.

It's not. It's a foot-fetish film.

We got a 250ml Pinot Grigio (on tap) and a bottle of Aspall for £5.90 tonight.

Not been in one for years out of spite, but I need to work out Wether the Spoon is worth my usual liberal Fork off.

I bet the tooth fairy ended up paying.

The Hawkstone beer mat doing you no favours there

The hero we've been waiting for.

Neither. It rhymes with "Your Muff"

I thought I'd posted one in there. Still getting to grips with the app.