Olly B
@ollybacon.bsky.social
Stumbling through life, pretty unsuccessfully. But say Hi 👋 , always makes a day better 🙂
Little Chef or it's less remembered counterpart Happy Eater.
October 16, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Little Chef or it's less remembered counterpart Happy Eater.
Only a psychopath would hang that many pictures that close to each other on the wall as well......
October 1, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Only a psychopath would hang that many pictures that close to each other on the wall as well......
Followed by: .....The upside is I'm now married to his widow.
August 19, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Followed by: .....The upside is I'm now married to his widow.
Well this is fucking bleak for a Friday
August 8, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Well this is fucking bleak for a Friday
Looking forward to the new series of CSI: Bum Cheek
August 6, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Looking forward to the new series of CSI: Bum Cheek
Notorious in Ham circles! That's a must add to any socials bio and CV
August 3, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Notorious in Ham circles! That's a must add to any socials bio and CV
You open the card and there's a picture of Son crying inside.
August 3, 2025 at 5:40 PM
You open the card and there's a picture of Son crying inside.
Maybe he personalised a 'Sorry I broke your leg out of anger but everyone says I'm not that kind of player so it couldn't have been my fault....' card off MoonPig
August 3, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Maybe he personalised a 'Sorry I broke your leg out of anger but everyone says I'm not that kind of player so it couldn't have been my fault....' card off MoonPig
But but but he's not that kind of player.......(despite replays showing he did that out of pure retribution for a tackle just before)
August 3, 2025 at 5:34 PM
But but but he's not that kind of player.......(despite replays showing he did that out of pure retribution for a tackle just before)
Perfect attire for a spot of back garden 'landscaping'
August 1, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Perfect attire for a spot of back garden 'landscaping'
That he plays in a position where you naturally get more touches of the ball.
July 31, 2025 at 3:22 PM
That he plays in a position where you naturally get more touches of the ball.
Always had it down as 'got his trombone leased' which is a sad tale as he couldn't afford to buy his trombone outright
July 31, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Always had it down as 'got his trombone leased' which is a sad tale as he couldn't afford to buy his trombone outright
Obviously a very sensitive subject but how does Jota affect PSR? Assuming theres a large insurance payment?
July 24, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Obviously a very sensitive subject but how does Jota affect PSR? Assuming theres a large insurance payment?
Massive underdogs in the final against the Spanish, ask the all Gunner girls how that turns out 🏆
July 23, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Massive underdogs in the final against the Spanish, ask the all Gunner girls how that turns out 🏆
Neneh Cherry, Eagle Eye Cherry, Ace of Base, Dr Alban......
July 17, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Neneh Cherry, Eagle Eye Cherry, Ace of Base, Dr Alban......
100% behind this, proper player there but wouldn't be cheap, unless Villa need to sell.
June 17, 2025 at 10:06 PM
100% behind this, proper player there but wouldn't be cheap, unless Villa need to sell.
It's been a long day and I spent too long thinking 'but "sneak pique" isn't right either is it?'
June 13, 2025 at 11:49 PM
It's been a long day and I spent too long thinking 'but "sneak pique" isn't right either is it?'
That's just cruel, Mr Rex will never be able to reach that popcorn with his silly little arms
June 13, 2025 at 11:45 PM
That's just cruel, Mr Rex will never be able to reach that popcorn with his silly little arms
Local to me growing up, still makes me laugh
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shingay...
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shingay...
May 23, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Local to me growing up, still makes me laugh
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shingay...
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shingay...
He's going to suggest, at some point, that he would do a good job in the role isn't he.....
April 21, 2025 at 11:02 PM
He's going to suggest, at some point, that he would do a good job in the role isn't he.....
5 minutes after Lloyds Bank cancel your overdraft......
April 21, 2025 at 10:51 PM
5 minutes after Lloyds Bank cancel your overdraft......
'Like a dickhead Ahab' is a fine line of prose.....
April 17, 2025 at 7:40 PM
'Like a dickhead Ahab' is a fine line of prose.....
Impressive mental strength considering he was 5-1 up in the 2nd and didn't win another game
April 3, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Impressive mental strength considering he was 5-1 up in the 2nd and didn't win another game
With a gentle, tender, touch after 3 Babychams.
March 31, 2025 at 12:26 AM
With a gentle, tender, touch after 3 Babychams.