Ollie Warren
@olliewarren.bsky.social
I want to be the faggy Martha Stewart. 🔞
Friday night dick swangin’
November 22, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Friday night dick swangin’
Popping in for my annual once a month post. 😘
November 20, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Popping in for my annual once a month post. 😘
It’s Friday night. I’m gonna get drunk.
October 18, 2025 at 1:48 AM
It’s Friday night. I’m gonna get drunk.
The legs are legging.
October 5, 2025 at 12:53 AM
The legs are legging.
Unrelated, but I’m counting down the days to vacation.
October 1, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Unrelated, but I’m counting down the days to vacation.
May your Monday be fruitful.
September 29, 2025 at 12:10 PM
May your Monday be fruitful.
I’ve been going to the gym. It’s not much, but maybe one day I’ll finally be big enough to buy a size medium.
September 26, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I’ve been going to the gym. It’s not much, but maybe one day I’ll finally be big enough to buy a size medium.
Have you tried Three Floyds’ Gumballhead?
September 26, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Have you tried Three Floyds’ Gumballhead?
Dazed and confused and sleepy…very sleepy.
September 25, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Dazed and confused and sleepy…very sleepy.
My submission to be left behind with all the heathens today. Happy Rapture!
September 23, 2025 at 1:29 PM
My submission to be left behind with all the heathens today. Happy Rapture!
Is everyone ready for the rapture tomorrow?
September 22, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Is everyone ready for the rapture tomorrow?
The post-gym butt sweat and ripped briefs make me feel a certain way
September 22, 2025 at 12:35 AM
The post-gym butt sweat and ripped briefs make me feel a certain way
I have two, and only two, applicable real-world skills: oversleeping but still managing to show up on time and sucking dick. To both, I am the MVP.
September 21, 2025 at 11:10 AM
I have two, and only two, applicable real-world skills: oversleeping but still managing to show up on time and sucking dick. To both, I am the MVP.
Today seems like a good day to lean in to the cringe.
September 20, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Today seems like a good day to lean in to the cringe.
Thursday is for an afternoon beer and letting your balls hang.
September 18, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Thursday is for an afternoon beer and letting your balls hang.
I like boys and beer and bush
September 18, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I like boys and beer and bush
Very elder millennial of me to rep the ✌🏻
September 11, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Very elder millennial of me to rep the ✌🏻
I had a dream about boys with big bushes and furry butts. It was beautiful.
September 8, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I had a dream about boys with big bushes and furry butts. It was beautiful.
Unrelated, but I am a level of hungover that I did not know is possible.
September 7, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Unrelated, but I am a level of hungover that I did not know is possible.
Sporty, I guess.
September 5, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Sporty, I guess.
Idk which I like better so I’ll use both.
August 30, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Idk which I like better so I’ll use both.
There isn’t a single goddamn thought in that head of mine.
August 29, 2025 at 1:59 PM
There isn’t a single goddamn thought in that head of mine.
I just felt like showing you my butt.
August 28, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I just felt like showing you my butt.
The view is better from up here.
August 9, 2025 at 11:07 AM
The view is better from up here.