Canadian wildfires are expected to send swaths of smoke towards the lower 48 AGAIN this year. How much more evidence of the world literally burning do we need to decide those hoarding resources on planet earth are…DONE. Their plan seems to be to kill us with the planet; guess Luigi got to them.

Any law passed under a fascist administration (or ANY admin for that matter) is just WORDS on a piece of PAPER. DONT LET PAPER SCARE YOU. ROCK BEATS PAPER. CHOOSE ROCK. 🎸 🤘

Here’s your daily reminder to find a way to disobey a fascist today!! You really think the cool kids are following a single one of the “laws” (aka dumb rules) passed by these eggheads lmaooooo 😂

Fuck “when they go low, we go high”: May I humbly propose the replacement “when they go low, we kick ‘em in the teeth 😈” remember to check all the ways you may be passively consenting to MAGA and this administration, then choose to actively refuse instead💪🏻

Ok here’s my conspiracy theory: what if Trumpists are ACTUALLY the “degenerates” they keep accusing trans people like me of being, like the last of a nearly-extinct level of consciousness which still refuses to have compassion, at times, even for themselves? That’d bother me too I guess 🤷🏼‍♂️

Happy day after Ash Wednesday: remember you’re just a lil silly collection of carbon molecules, surrounded by other carbon based life forms. No government can take that away from you ❤️

You know guys, what I see is this. People know how to run shit. We know how to keep buses moving, hospitals and electricity running. That knowledge STILL exists, even without a government. We’re all gonna be just fine as soon as we all remember our agency don’t give the circus too much focus ur ok 🥹

I mean let’s all be honest with ourselves: the US and Russia have been in a decades long “will-they-won’t-they” relationship, this is just the end of the movie with the big love declaration 🤡😂

I only ever seem to find objects I lost while searching for the current object I can’t locate. In other words, I only find what I’m not looking for, which feels profoundly funny.

If companies like Meta wanna keep harvesting data off humans, 1. Tell us exactly what data is taken 2. Tell us exactly and in every way how that data is used 3. If it is sold, give us control over who it’s sold to and finally 4. Pay us a cut of whatever profit you made off our data

Or fuck off.

The funniest thing I think about this Elon-funded coup is that they really truly believe that Americans, with our proud history of rebellion and revolution, are just gonna go with it 😂 let’s be honest, we’ve all fantasized about rebelling at least a bit. May the odds be ever in your favor, Elon 🤡

How funny would it be tho if president Elon ends up insisting that US military vehicles be Tesla vehicles or god forbid Tesla Trucks though lmaoo like the resistance will successfully outrun them in Honda Accords 😂