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You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough. -Mae West
This is exactly what I say.
November 6, 2025 at 12:46 PM
MOVE!!!
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October 3, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Add cars with no touchscreen controls to this one too.
October 3, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Sexual Chocolate featuring Randy Watson. They play so fine, don’t you agree?
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September 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Disagree slightly with yellow. I wanted to pick my partners. I always managed to find a few extroverted people to agree to do ALL of the talking if I did more of the work. The extra work was worth it for me vs getting assigned to work with the slackers where you knew you’d have to do everything.
August 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Did Kenny Chesney pass away or something?? Why in TF are you posting 39,160,365 posts about him today?

Give it a rest!!!
July 16, 2025 at 1:18 PM
That was me. Plus it guaranteed I didn’t have to follow some overachiever’s glittering presentation extravaganza. I kept the bar nice and low! LOL!
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July 9, 2025 at 5:23 PM
E - make a quick round of hellos to the few I know. Make sure I’ve been seen in attendance. Then go home.
July 4, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Running to Stand Still - U2
July 3, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I mean if you’re too lazy to actually cook chicken and pasta the halfway decent way, just microwave it? I mean it takes maybe 15 mins to sautee chicken and boil pasta?

Sweet jeebus, this woman is a menace. Are there actually people who non-ironically watch her for cooking ideas?
July 2, 2025 at 7:33 PM
U2 at Red Rocks, June 1983
June 14, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Perms and sky-high bangs
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June 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I however have a little black demon that I must appease with furry trinkets, catnip and tasty nuggets. To neglect this is to displease him. He will reign terror on all plant life and fabrics in the realm with his vengeful claws.

He is a vindictive deity.
June 12, 2025 at 1:53 PM
You truly understand cat ownership.

Proper worship at the altar of the Temple of Dandy. Giving your required daily alms to the orange goddess maintains good status in the world. In turn she will reward you with earthly riches in the form of biscuit making and cuddles.

You are a blessed man.
June 12, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Absolutely justified. Please enjoy your retirement and know how much this community has appreciated your service.
June 6, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I’ll build an underground lair in a salt mine.
May 21, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Cuts to NWS and FEMA… this is gonna be horrible.
May 20, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Please!!!
April 21, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Nirvana
April 19, 2025 at 7:03 AM