Right?! To call it anything else should be a crime too.

wow, these foot sluts have really lost the plot. wdym you had to give yourself a pedicure? utter bullshit

revolutionary in this day and age. 😜

*diet* coke to maintain his girlish figure

Where do I tune in to watch.

Her sweet berries one is also pretty good, I was pretty skeptical at first but she really turned me around on mothman.

I adored this book, it was my gateway into Monster fucking and I've never looked back. Monster Security Agency is a series with a few authors contributing. Not all are good but some are outstanding. Guarded by the Phantom is one of my top favs.