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🌜🌞🌛 stage manager barbie, summer camp program director, eternal optimist, forever in technicolor 🪩✨🫧💐🦌 she/her/hers | https://oliviariddle.substack.com/?r=5zriyv&utm_campaign=pub-share-checklist
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having recurring nightmares is so embarrassing

“ugh what if there was a scary scenario that kept coming up!!! ooOoooo!!!”

girl shut up!!! why would there be a scary scenario here!!
November 16, 2025 at 10:52 AM
are you gonna ask me to be your gordon lightfoot for the anniversary of the wreck of the edmund fitzgerald or what
November 8, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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Long ago, all we had was that funny feeling, saying someday we'd send ‘em reeling. Now it looks like we can! Someday just began . . .
November 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
someone pretending to be me & emailing former and current employers with a religious email at OUTLOOK? do better.
November 4, 2025 at 7:39 PM
by the clicking of my comms
something wicked this way comes
October 26, 2025 at 1:49 AM
i hope the louvre heist investigators remember to call upon every student who took french in high school and had to read le vol de la joconde.
October 23, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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FDR Memorial, Washington DC.

-RIP East Wing-
October 21, 2025 at 4:13 PM
tonight we let the JAWS talk
October 20, 2025 at 9:18 PM
at the risk of sending ill informed, and perhaps… poor, I see no reason your pocket squares to be ninety dollars for one napkin.
October 20, 2025 at 8:27 PM
in a way, the mark of cain was his cutie mark
October 19, 2025 at 1:28 AM
are bad vibes classified as spectral evidence
October 8, 2025 at 5:32 AM
and if you had no bisexuals, mr president, who would be stage managing your shows?
September 24, 2025 at 6:26 AM
unfortunately the bleach in my house is speaking to me like the green goblin mask telling me to go blonde
September 21, 2025 at 5:22 AM
it’s my best friend’s birthday!! you can celebrate to by sharing or contributing to this kickstarter in the next 14 hours!!

www.kickstarter.com/projects/bel...
Gay as a Daisy in May: A Sapphic Musical Theatre Cabaret!
After a sold out smash hit at Club Cafe in May, GAADIM is coming back September 8th at 7:30... and GROWING!
www.kickstarter.com
September 19, 2025 at 7:37 AM
“still, when i think of the road we’re traveling on, i wonder what’s gone wrong. i can’t help it, i wonder what’s gone wrong.”
September 14, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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If you listen to birdsong with a completely open heart you can just open your mouth and replicate it at will at the next staff meeting
September 12, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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A gun kills many men before it’s done.
September 10, 2025 at 11:09 PM
actually… perhaps listening to “there she goes” (either the las or sixpence nonethericher) when you’re walking is… medicine.
September 10, 2025 at 7:10 PM
the pink pony club. that is to say, don’t tell mama for the american lesbian.
August 27, 2025 at 3:26 AM
people just don’t write songs for skeletons to dance to anymore.
August 26, 2025 at 8:43 PM
when you don’t like the audiobook narrator’s voice
August 11, 2025 at 6:13 PM
my toxic trait is timing my in-flight playlists so i can listen to this flight tonight by joni mitchell and have “up go the flaps / down go the wheels” hit right as the flaps go up and the wheels go down
August 10, 2025 at 9:23 PM
[billy joel voice] shawty’s driving through the city tonight
August 8, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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August 6, 2025 at 1:13 PM
she zip on my zap til i zop
August 4, 2025 at 4:19 AM