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· Jan 28
READS OF 2025: A thread
having recurring nightmares is so embarrassing
“ugh what if there was a scary scenario that kept coming up!!! ooOoooo!!!”
girl shut up!!! why would there be a scary scenario here!!
“ugh what if there was a scary scenario that kept coming up!!! ooOoooo!!!”
girl shut up!!! why would there be a scary scenario here!!
November 16, 2025 at 10:52 AM
having recurring nightmares is so embarrassing
“ugh what if there was a scary scenario that kept coming up!!! ooOoooo!!!”
girl shut up!!! why would there be a scary scenario here!!
“ugh what if there was a scary scenario that kept coming up!!! ooOoooo!!!”
girl shut up!!! why would there be a scary scenario here!!
are you gonna ask me to be your gordon lightfoot for the anniversary of the wreck of the edmund fitzgerald or what
November 8, 2025 at 6:36 AM
are you gonna ask me to be your gordon lightfoot for the anniversary of the wreck of the edmund fitzgerald or what
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Long ago, all we had was that funny feeling, saying someday we'd send ‘em reeling. Now it looks like we can! Someday just began . . .
November 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Long ago, all we had was that funny feeling, saying someday we'd send ‘em reeling. Now it looks like we can! Someday just began . . .
someone pretending to be me & emailing former and current employers with a religious email at OUTLOOK? do better.
November 4, 2025 at 7:39 PM
someone pretending to be me & emailing former and current employers with a religious email at OUTLOOK? do better.
by the clicking of my comms
something wicked this way comes
something wicked this way comes
October 26, 2025 at 1:49 AM
by the clicking of my comms
something wicked this way comes
something wicked this way comes
i hope the louvre heist investigators remember to call upon every student who took french in high school and had to read le vol de la joconde.
October 23, 2025 at 6:41 PM
i hope the louvre heist investigators remember to call upon every student who took french in high school and had to read le vol de la joconde.
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FDR Memorial, Washington DC.
-RIP East Wing-
-RIP East Wing-
October 21, 2025 at 4:13 PM
FDR Memorial, Washington DC.
-RIP East Wing-
-RIP East Wing-
tonight we let the JAWS talk
October 20, 2025 at 9:18 PM
tonight we let the JAWS talk
at the risk of sending ill informed, and perhaps… poor, I see no reason your pocket squares to be ninety dollars for one napkin.
October 20, 2025 at 8:27 PM
at the risk of sending ill informed, and perhaps… poor, I see no reason your pocket squares to be ninety dollars for one napkin.
in a way, the mark of cain was his cutie mark
October 19, 2025 at 1:28 AM
in a way, the mark of cain was his cutie mark
are bad vibes classified as spectral evidence
October 8, 2025 at 5:32 AM
are bad vibes classified as spectral evidence
and if you had no bisexuals, mr president, who would be stage managing your shows?
September 24, 2025 at 6:26 AM
and if you had no bisexuals, mr president, who would be stage managing your shows?
unfortunately the bleach in my house is speaking to me like the green goblin mask telling me to go blonde
September 21, 2025 at 5:22 AM
unfortunately the bleach in my house is speaking to me like the green goblin mask telling me to go blonde
it’s my best friend’s birthday!! you can celebrate to by sharing or contributing to this kickstarter in the next 14 hours!!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/bel...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/bel...
Gay as a Daisy in May: A Sapphic Musical Theatre Cabaret!
After a sold out smash hit at Club Cafe in May, GAADIM is coming back September 8th at 7:30... and GROWING!
www.kickstarter.com
September 19, 2025 at 7:37 AM
it’s my best friend’s birthday!! you can celebrate to by sharing or contributing to this kickstarter in the next 14 hours!!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/bel...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/bel...
“still, when i think of the road we’re traveling on, i wonder what’s gone wrong. i can’t help it, i wonder what’s gone wrong.”
September 14, 2025 at 2:45 AM
“still, when i think of the road we’re traveling on, i wonder what’s gone wrong. i can’t help it, i wonder what’s gone wrong.”
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If you listen to birdsong with a completely open heart you can just open your mouth and replicate it at will at the next staff meeting
September 12, 2025 at 12:12 AM
If you listen to birdsong with a completely open heart you can just open your mouth and replicate it at will at the next staff meeting
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A gun kills many men before it’s done.
September 10, 2025 at 11:09 PM
A gun kills many men before it’s done.
actually… perhaps listening to “there she goes” (either the las or sixpence nonethericher) when you’re walking is… medicine.
September 10, 2025 at 7:10 PM
actually… perhaps listening to “there she goes” (either the las or sixpence nonethericher) when you’re walking is… medicine.
the pink pony club. that is to say, don’t tell mama for the american lesbian.
August 27, 2025 at 3:26 AM
the pink pony club. that is to say, don’t tell mama for the american lesbian.
people just don’t write songs for skeletons to dance to anymore.
August 26, 2025 at 8:43 PM
people just don’t write songs for skeletons to dance to anymore.
when you don’t like the audiobook narrator’s voice
August 11, 2025 at 6:13 PM
when you don’t like the audiobook narrator’s voice
my toxic trait is timing my in-flight playlists so i can listen to this flight tonight by joni mitchell and have “up go the flaps / down go the wheels” hit right as the flaps go up and the wheels go down
August 10, 2025 at 9:23 PM
my toxic trait is timing my in-flight playlists so i can listen to this flight tonight by joni mitchell and have “up go the flaps / down go the wheels” hit right as the flaps go up and the wheels go down
[billy joel voice] shawty’s driving through the city tonight
August 8, 2025 at 11:23 PM
[billy joel voice] shawty’s driving through the city tonight
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she zip on my zap til i zop
August 4, 2025 at 4:19 AM
she zip on my zap til i zop