Olivia
oliviaj0nes.bsky.social
Olivia
@oliviaj0nes.bsky.social
why did you have on your toast
She turns 5 today
February 19, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I gave AI this specification and these were the results:

In this snippet, the first and third lines evoke a peaceful, serene atmosphere, while the second and fourth lines reveal a darker reality, shattering the illusion of safety.
February 12, 2025 at 1:14 AM
February 7, 2025 at 9:04 PM
So it turns out you can take the long bit off and just use a smaller nozzle. It is no longer tricky to hoover the stairs.
February 7, 2025 at 4:31 PM
What’s Samuel Smith doing in Switzerland
January 9, 2025 at 10:29 PM
January 9, 2025 at 1:30 PM
December 25, 2024 at 2:11 PM
Me and all my friends at the pub
December 24, 2024 at 10:18 PM
December 23, 2024 at 8:41 PM
December 20, 2024 at 3:53 PM
Dinner of cham
Pions
December 19, 2024 at 7:27 PM
This is beer from day #8 of my advent calendar (I’m a bit behind)
December 19, 2024 at 1:58 PM
They arrived 15 mins after I had already taken the bins out
December 17, 2024 at 6:34 PM
Looking forward to taking the bins out in my new slippers tomorrow
December 17, 2024 at 1:51 AM
Sorry but I can’t relate
December 15, 2024 at 11:06 PM
I got a big refund from Amazon
December 15, 2024 at 2:11 AM
You’ll never guess who I’ve just see in Lidl
December 11, 2024 at 6:37 PM
To accompany my carbonara.
December 10, 2024 at 9:08 PM
My oodie sleeve could do with a debobble. Does anybody have any local recommendations?
December 9, 2024 at 12:37 AM
The idiot is home and she’s eaten 3 bowls of food
December 8, 2024 at 3:28 AM
For my breakfast, lunch and dinner I am having.
(Day 3 without my cat - the days are long and empty)
December 7, 2024 at 6:11 PM
This is my favourite cupboard for crying.
December 6, 2024 at 11:48 PM
That’s actually not bad
December 4, 2024 at 11:17 PM
Today (yesterday’s) beer is rather delicious.
December 4, 2024 at 6:17 PM
Does it come with a BK Crown?
December 2, 2024 at 11:10 PM