Olivia Neutron Bomb
@oliviacotm.bsky.social
☆She/Her☆
•Neurodivergent
•ADHD
•Mentally ill🙃
•56yrs
•I like to write dumb "jokes/puns/other humor products" that make me laugh
•I collect DVDs, Blu-rays, 4Ks, & comic book omnibuses & such
Transgender and scared
•I have an imaginary intern named Keith
•Neurodivergent
•ADHD
•Mentally ill🙃
•56yrs
•I like to write dumb "jokes/puns/other humor products" that make me laugh
•I collect DVDs, Blu-rays, 4Ks, & comic book omnibuses & such
Transgender and scared
•I have an imaginary intern named Keith
The new Christmas catalog arrived. I'll be in the bathroom washing my hands for about 20 minutes.
December 9, 2025 at 4:28 PM
The new Christmas catalog arrived. I'll be in the bathroom washing my hands for about 20 minutes.
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A proud moment and very deserving for Barack Obama indeed. And he didn’t even have to beg for it.
December 8, 2025 at 3:18 PM
A proud moment and very deserving for Barack Obama indeed. And he didn’t even have to beg for it.
🎵🎶🎵🎶
I've got rhythm, I got music
I've got my man, and a two page list of demands
I got daisies in green pastures
I've got my man, and demand fair compensation
Old man trouble, I don't mind him
You won't find him, the body's buried and I don't remember where at
🎶🎵🎶🎵
#OliviaCo #jokes #humor
I've got rhythm, I got music
I've got my man, and a two page list of demands
I got daisies in green pastures
I've got my man, and demand fair compensation
Old man trouble, I don't mind him
You won't find him, the body's buried and I don't remember where at
🎶🎵🎶🎵
#OliviaCo #jokes #humor
December 8, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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Well done! A Massachusetts church displayed an “ICE was here” sign in its Nativity scene.
December 4, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Well done! A Massachusetts church displayed an “ICE was here” sign in its Nativity scene.
December 1, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I asked a porn star about his work in adult films.
He said it was easy to get into once you can find it but it was hard on the whole.
Note to staff: Dammit Keith! You've been told time and time again, puns do not work when written down. We here at OliviaCo™️ expect higher standards!
#OliviaCo
He said it was easy to get into once you can find it but it was hard on the whole.
Note to staff: Dammit Keith! You've been told time and time again, puns do not work when written down. We here at OliviaCo™️ expect higher standards!
#OliviaCo
November 30, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I asked a porn star about his work in adult films.
He said it was easy to get into once you can find it but it was hard on the whole.
Note to staff: Dammit Keith! You've been told time and time again, puns do not work when written down. We here at OliviaCo™️ expect higher standards!
#OliviaCo
He said it was easy to get into once you can find it but it was hard on the whole.
Note to staff: Dammit Keith! You've been told time and time again, puns do not work when written down. We here at OliviaCo™️ expect higher standards!
#OliviaCo
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Indeed 😂
November 27, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Indeed 😂
Platonic = The stuff you mix with imaginary gin.
Play-Doh = How one purchases the platonic.
#oliviaco
#humor #joke #writingcommunity
Play-Doh = How one purchases the platonic.
#oliviaco
#humor #joke #writingcommunity
November 26, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Platonic = The stuff you mix with imaginary gin.
Play-Doh = How one purchases the platonic.
#oliviaco
#humor #joke #writingcommunity
Play-Doh = How one purchases the platonic.
#oliviaco
#humor #joke #writingcommunity
Don't do it guys I'm super serious.
November 25, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Don't do it guys I'm super serious.
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I didn't mean to call you cranberry sauce, Jack!
November 22, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I didn't mean to call you cranberry sauce, Jack!
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-How Olivia is like a toddler-
Mom: Tell dad how we saw a bird at the park.
Me: *vacant stare*
Mom: We saw a bird? At the park?
Me: *not sure what's going on*
Me: Oh yeah! I saw a bird. It was red.
Mom: Blue.
Me: We saw a blue bird at the park.
Me: I wish that bird pooped on a squirrel.
Mom: Tell dad how we saw a bird at the park.
Me: *vacant stare*
Mom: We saw a bird? At the park?
Me: *not sure what's going on*
Me: Oh yeah! I saw a bird. It was red.
Mom: Blue.
Me: We saw a blue bird at the park.
Me: I wish that bird pooped on a squirrel.
November 20, 2025 at 1:51 PM
-How Olivia is like a toddler-
Mom: Tell dad how we saw a bird at the park.
Me: *vacant stare*
Mom: We saw a bird? At the park?
Me: *not sure what's going on*
Me: Oh yeah! I saw a bird. It was red.
Mom: Blue.
Me: We saw a blue bird at the park.
Me: I wish that bird pooped on a squirrel.
Mom: Tell dad how we saw a bird at the park.
Me: *vacant stare*
Mom: We saw a bird? At the park?
Me: *not sure what's going on*
Me: Oh yeah! I saw a bird. It was red.
Mom: Blue.
Me: We saw a blue bird at the park.
Me: I wish that bird pooped on a squirrel.
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