The emotional experience of being social in grad school is apparently very similar to that of being in preschool
bc tell me why I just got so happy when a classmate used ‘friend’ as an endearing nickname for me smh

there are 2 wolves inside YOU

I’m being run by these mfs

most One Direction fans are not trans men
but most trans men are One Direction fans

One thing about me I will absolutely clock a she/they

GOD the beauty of being known requiring the vulnerability of being known is such a bitch. How the tf do I ask to hang out without wanting to cringe out of my skin so hard I astral project

Next time I’m arm wrestling someone as soon as they’re locked in I’m gunna lean in and kiss their forehead

the phrase “a thirst that traps” appeared in my brain as if someone psychically beamed it in against my will

When I’m high I’m either crushing a 10 page paper or I’m crushing an entire jar of salsa

If I hear one more person describe a bad or mildly unhealthy habit as “toxic” I’m gunna sick Britney on them

idk if I have synesthesia or not but the number 4 is a white man

I have to roll over in bed every 10 minutes bc my insides look like this

47 put us in an Eiffel Tower with our two closest friends and if it doesn’t utterly destroy the friendship we’re never gunna be able to look them in the eye again

google is finally smart enough to be used the way boomers have been trying to make it for two decades.

they’d just type in a whole question like “google, why is it called marzipan” and then would get pissed when it didn’t just spit out the answer

we should put a k on the end of the word garlic. she deserves to be there

was the banter good or am I hilarious and he was just there