Olithia
@olithia.bsky.social
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ I miss MySpace. I don't want straight people to talk to me.
Remember when every single queer person said that voting for trump would be bad for everyone? Start listening.
January 9, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Remember when every single queer person said that voting for trump would be bad for everyone? Start listening.
I know what a mansion is. I don’t know what a McMansion is.
December 28, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I know what a mansion is. I don’t know what a McMansion is.
Hey look, a christian! “Hi! I believe in angels but I don’t believe in free school lunches! Merry Christmas!”
December 23, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Hey look, a christian! “Hi! I believe in angels but I don’t believe in free school lunches! Merry Christmas!”
Have you ever peed while looking at the moon? There’s just something about it…
December 19, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Have you ever peed while looking at the moon? There’s just something about it…
Part of the movie is Shang’s bisexual awakening. It has to be there! He wasn’t falling for Mulan dressed as a man. He was falling for Ping. The MAN.
December 8, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Part of the movie is Shang’s bisexual awakening. It has to be there! He wasn’t falling for Mulan dressed as a man. He was falling for Ping. The MAN.
The only thing I remember from the Andy Milonakis show is the theme song.
November 11, 2025 at 8:10 PM
The only thing I remember from the Andy Milonakis show is the theme song.
Why are ai data centers allowed to use normal power that people use? Shouldn’t they have to make their own since they use so much?
November 11, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Why are ai data centers allowed to use normal power that people use? Shouldn’t they have to make their own since they use so much?
G.i.L.F. God I Love garField
November 8, 2025 at 10:53 PM
G.i.L.F. God I Love garField
Has any coal miner ever been happy?
October 20, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Has any coal miner ever been happy?
Every time I eat toast bread, the inside of my ears itch.
October 19, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Every time I eat toast bread, the inside of my ears itch.
There’s something fun about throwing buckets of water into the toilet and flushing it. Feels like I’m accomplishing something.
October 17, 2025 at 12:48 PM
There’s something fun about throwing buckets of water into the toilet and flushing it. Feels like I’m accomplishing something.
I feel like it’s performative when straight men yell at sporting events. Especially when they’re not even there.
October 14, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I feel like it’s performative when straight men yell at sporting events. Especially when they’re not even there.
Putting lavender in my sniff entrances brings me joy
October 6, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Putting lavender in my sniff entrances brings me joy
All you buttchugs saying the Charmed remake was bad are so wrong. This shit rocks!
October 1, 2025 at 4:13 PM
All you buttchugs saying the Charmed remake was bad are so wrong. This shit rocks!
Didn’t get raptured. Did get ruptured though. (Lots of toots)
September 26, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Didn’t get raptured. Did get ruptured though. (Lots of toots)
Hey Satan. Hey girl.
September 24, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Hey Satan. Hey girl.
I don’t understand why or how steamed hams is funny.
September 16, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I don’t understand why or how steamed hams is funny.
Gender affirming care is using sweet pea flavor from bath and body works.
August 12, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Gender affirming care is using sweet pea flavor from bath and body works.
I used to fall out of my bed every single night
July 20, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I used to fall out of my bed every single night
We really need to get rid of the name Dickinson. Trade up for something nicer sounding. Like Buttsindaughter
July 16, 2025 at 2:03 PM
We really need to get rid of the name Dickinson. Trade up for something nicer sounding. Like Buttsindaughter
Just burped in my freezer. Save it for later. Iceburp
July 15, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Just burped in my freezer. Save it for later. Iceburp
Cigarettes need to work faster. You people stink
June 12, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Cigarettes need to work faster. You people stink