Oligarchy Ditch
@oligarchyditch.bsky.social
Just a little ol' greenway trying to make it in a big ol' world
("ditch" is a verb, too!) Ditch The oligarchy. http://oligarchyditch.com
("ditch" is a verb, too!) Ditch The oligarchy. http://oligarchyditch.com
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To understand how absurd Trump’s blanket Jan. 6 pardon looks next to how his administration is currently “enforcing the law,” consider this: the suspect in the D.C. pipe-bomb case allegedly planted the devices between 7:34 p.m. and 8:18 p.m. on January 5, 2021. (1/x)
To understand how absurd Trump’s blanket Jan. 6 pardon looks next to how his administration is currently “enforcing the law,” consider this: the suspect in the D.C. pipe-bomb case allegedly planted the devices between 7:34 p.m. and 8:18 p.m. on January 5, 2021. (1/x)
December 5, 2025 at 6:29 PM
To understand how absurd Trump’s blanket Jan. 6 pardon looks next to how his administration is currently “enforcing the law,” consider this: the suspect in the D.C. pipe-bomb case allegedly planted the devices between 7:34 p.m. and 8:18 p.m. on January 5, 2021. (1/x)
In a shockingly fitting salute to 2025, Pantone gives its Color of the Year to a shade of white.
December 4, 2025 at 6:23 PM
In a shockingly fitting salute to 2025, Pantone gives its Color of the Year to a shade of white.
I like to play the game of taking quotes by GOP members mouring Charlie Kirk and pretend they're talking about victims of school shootings
September 11, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I like to play the game of taking quotes by GOP members mouring Charlie Kirk and pretend they're talking about victims of school shootings
As of today, Daria Morgendorffer would be 43 years old.
July 1, 2025 at 6:19 PM
As of today, Daria Morgendorffer would be 43 years old.
Operation Midnight Hammer? More like Operation Trump's Penis. Not long enough to reach the objective, less impressive and a softer impact than advertised, and ultimately costs everyone a shitload of money to deal with.
June 22, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Operation Midnight Hammer? More like Operation Trump's Penis. Not long enough to reach the objective, less impressive and a softer impact than advertised, and ultimately costs everyone a shitload of money to deal with.
Actual @cnn.com headline: "3 climbers fell 400 feet to their death. 1 climber survived and drove to a pay phone" ... I don't even know where to start.
May 14, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Actual @cnn.com headline: "3 climbers fell 400 feet to their death. 1 climber survived and drove to a pay phone" ... I don't even know where to start.
Nothing spells valueless virtue signaling more than people telling me what to be critical about and chastising me for not having the exact same priority focus as they do. Guess what Goldilocks, I've got my own priorities.
March 25, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Nothing spells valueless virtue signaling more than people telling me what to be critical about and chastising me for not having the exact same priority focus as they do. Guess what Goldilocks, I've got my own priorities.
Wouldn't it be something if someone, on the way out of the Department of Education, erased the trillions of student loan records held?
March 8, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Wouldn't it be something if someone, on the way out of the Department of Education, erased the trillions of student loan records held?
If the major press outlets operated in 1942 Germany, they'd be more concerned about Leni Riefenstahl's hairstyle and what shoes she's wearing than Hitler.
March 5, 2025 at 7:32 PM
If the major press outlets operated in 1942 Germany, they'd be more concerned about Leni Riefenstahl's hairstyle and what shoes she's wearing than Hitler.
The rest of the world needs to do three things:
1) Sell off U.S. Treasuries, causing the debt interest rate to skyrocket.
2) Replace USD reserve status with the Euro. Inflation skyrockets.
3) Downgrade US credit rating to "junk", making borrowing super-expensive.
1) Sell off U.S. Treasuries, causing the debt interest rate to skyrocket.
2) Replace USD reserve status with the Euro. Inflation skyrockets.
3) Downgrade US credit rating to "junk", making borrowing super-expensive.
February 13, 2025 at 11:33 PM
The rest of the world needs to do three things:
1) Sell off U.S. Treasuries, causing the debt interest rate to skyrocket.
2) Replace USD reserve status with the Euro. Inflation skyrockets.
3) Downgrade US credit rating to "junk", making borrowing super-expensive.
1) Sell off U.S. Treasuries, causing the debt interest rate to skyrocket.
2) Replace USD reserve status with the Euro. Inflation skyrockets.
3) Downgrade US credit rating to "junk", making borrowing super-expensive.
The Achilles heel of liberal America is the lack of education around health science. There is far too much homeopathy, woo, and distrust of actual science for universal Healthcare to be embraced, and it's depressing.
February 13, 2025 at 6:03 PM
The Achilles heel of liberal America is the lack of education around health science. There is far too much homeopathy, woo, and distrust of actual science for universal Healthcare to be embraced, and it's depressing.
I'm just exhausted. Every day things get worse, instead of better. This world sucks, and it's never going to improve. Now I am facing the last part of my life, and honestly, driving off a bridge sounds pretty, pretty... pretty good.
February 13, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I'm just exhausted. Every day things get worse, instead of better. This world sucks, and it's never going to improve. Now I am facing the last part of my life, and honestly, driving off a bridge sounds pretty, pretty... pretty good.
If Windows 11 laptops were furniture, they would be a self-making bed that takes all night to complete, depriving the owner of sleep.
February 12, 2025 at 11:45 PM
If Windows 11 laptops were furniture, they would be a self-making bed that takes all night to complete, depriving the owner of sleep.
I want to start a Celine Dion themed all-male stripper revue show called Knights of Endless Pleasure
February 11, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I want to start a Celine Dion themed all-male stripper revue show called Knights of Endless Pleasure
Fox politicizing the super bowl by airing a political interview with Trump is the last straw. Fuck Fox. Fuck Trump, and Fuck the @nflbluesky.bsky.social .
February 9, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Fox politicizing the super bowl by airing a political interview with Trump is the last straw. Fuck Fox. Fuck Trump, and Fuck the @nflbluesky.bsky.social .
Serious question: We clearly live in a "post-truth" world, where everyone, if they are not lying, are assumed to be doing so, since lying is now fully acceptable with modern culture.
What's the end game?
What's the end game?
February 9, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Serious question: We clearly live in a "post-truth" world, where everyone, if they are not lying, are assumed to be doing so, since lying is now fully acceptable with modern culture.
What's the end game?
What's the end game?
If I wrote a children's drama book the villain's last name would be Drysocket.
February 8, 2025 at 5:38 AM
If I wrote a children's drama book the villain's last name would be Drysocket.
There is a nonzero chance that payouts from lawsuits by the federal government will eclipse defense spending by the end of 2027.
February 6, 2025 at 10:41 PM
There is a nonzero chance that payouts from lawsuits by the federal government will eclipse defense spending by the end of 2027.
So how soon will Trump nuke San Francisco and order all the Democrats into ovens?
February 5, 2025 at 10:52 PM
So how soon will Trump nuke San Francisco and order all the Democrats into ovens?
Strongly worded letters to Hitler being drafted by Chamberlain and sent by passenger pigeon...
February 5, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Strongly worded letters to Hitler being drafted by Chamberlain and sent by passenger pigeon...
Anyone remember our boy about 1000 years ago with access to classified info that blew up a Cybertruck in front of Trump Tower?
February 5, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Anyone remember our boy about 1000 years ago with access to classified info that blew up a Cybertruck in front of Trump Tower?
