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Gwendolyn
@olgwennie.bsky.social
She/Her, Part Time DM, Lover of Vampires, General shitshow
Posted as a pic due to draconian character limites.
April 12, 2024 at 11:16 AM
There are very few things I love more than seeing the visceral cringe and hearing "your transition looks like it was best for you and everyone around you" when I show a trans person a pre-photo of me.
April 9, 2024 at 2:16 PM
There is no meme. I finally got my name change orders in.... I'm so god damned happy.
January 3, 2024 at 7:29 PM
I love my lowes foods so much. I find the one thing I needed. I go to pull out my wallet to pay, THE FIRST THING this cashier says, "ah yes. The bisexual backpack purse."

I've never had someone read me that fast before.
December 20, 2023 at 9:08 PM
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@olgwennie.bsky.social is a confirmed skin slut, shame her accordingly
December 15, 2023 at 3:12 AM
The Hex Girls were the first boygenius, change my mind.
December 10, 2023 at 9:46 PM
Transgirls be talkin about I wanna be a girl, they spend so much time thinking about how they'll be a cute anime girl or a big tiddy goth queen. You never suspect you'll become just some basic bitch.
December 9, 2023 at 4:38 PM
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It's Channukah tn! Everyone have a good time she checking your anus!!
December 7, 2023 at 10:45 PM
I say this every year, but I'd slay a youtube wrapped.

"Last year you spent 13 straight days watching video essays on children's shows!"
November 29, 2023 at 8:36 PM
"Cum is just ball pudding"
November 28, 2023 at 6:11 PM
Meet someone who communicates through music.
They ask for me to make them a playlist.
Put in 28 of the most important songs to me.
Them: "Wow you really like the singer songwriter genre, huh?"

I have been percieved and I'm not fond of this.
November 27, 2023 at 11:48 AM
It's moments in quiet contemplation that I remember that all of my early relationships ended by my partner coming out to me as a lesbian.
🛑
November 26, 2023 at 7:39 PM
When I first came out, every woman trying to give me advice would say "your brows are sisters, not twins."

Bitch mine are estranged neighbors that met once at the community Halloween party and now dread seeing each other in the stairwell.
November 18, 2023 at 2:52 AM
One of the most wild things for me since starting HRT is trying to encapsulate and put words to how different things feel now.

Not me sending a 300 word discussion on the difference of "Boy Horny" and "Girl Horny" to my best friend.
November 2, 2023 at 11:29 AM
Next time someone asks why I love VTM so much I'll just play them this clip.
youtube.com/clip/UgkxDqf...
✂️ Vampires and T-Girls <3
60 seconds · Clipped by Gwen Kelly · Original video "Does Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines still hold up? An Analysed Playthrough" by SulMatul
youtube.com
October 30, 2023 at 4:03 PM