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Oldwisemonk
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How am I not like myself? How am I not like myself?
I feel like we left Utah, and then it got all the northern lights. You're welcome, I guess.
November 12, 2025 at 1:43 PM
If you want to nearly eliminate widespread voter fraud, destroy the Electoral College and the current process for gerrymandering.
August 4, 2025 at 5:15 PM
For those of you trying to come up with character names to use in @duneawakening.com, I've analyzed the naming patterns in the books to come up with some inspiration for you. You're welcome.

Zunis

Changa

Robert California
June 4, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I think "Movers & Shakers" would be a cool name for a bar that features rotating beer selections and bartenders'-choice cocktails.
March 6, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Remember when there weren't red M&Ms for a while, and then they suddenly came back in the late 80s to rock our world? And before blue M&Ms, we had to put up with tan ones? TAN! Candies! Life is one hell of an adventure!
July 16, 2024 at 11:17 PM
Bucky O'Hare's last name is an obvious acknowledgement of his species.

I don't know if Chicago O'Hare is a relative, but if they are, I'd imagine Chicago is adopted.
June 30, 2024 at 1:56 PM
The only people mad at the Toys 'R' Us artificial intelligence commercial are folks that grew up and stopped being Toys 'R' Us kids.
June 27, 2024 at 11:56 PM
The Mad Max movies are street level Fist of the North Star
May 26, 2024 at 1:19 AM
"Your call is very important to us. Your estimated wait time is 30 minutes. Or you can talk to an AI agent right now."

Damn right I'll be picking the AI support 9 times out of 10.
April 3, 2024 at 12:32 AM
Ringing in the new year with one last 24-hour marathon. Raising money for a good friend that needs a liver transplant. In the pilot seat, as always, is the intrepid G. Say hi, share, or donate. Love you!

Watch: www.twitch.tv/tickkid

Learn: bonuspointgaming.com

Donate: gofund.me/668b1fa4
December 31, 2023 at 6:27 AM
Hallmark movies are Sharknados that take themselves seriously.
December 21, 2023 at 1:20 AM
The Twelve Days of Christmas was definitely written by a birder. Probably retired, too.
December 9, 2023 at 3:59 PM
It's a really good day to start, continue, or finish Reservation Dogs. I mean ... if you don't mind fantastic stories that might make you a little teary-eyed.
November 24, 2023 at 5:06 PM
Gonna fire up the most extreme episode of Bob's Burgers on @hulu.bsky.social
November 24, 2023 at 12:05 AM
If there isn't a nurse or nurse community out there using "Bed Baths & Beyond" as a name, that's a pretty big missed opportunity.
November 21, 2023 at 9:08 PM
I don't get to use my sledge hammer or pick axe very often, but when I do I drag it on the ground like I'm in a horror movie.
October 21, 2023 at 3:59 PM
Everyone: Yay, it's Fall! Mosquitoes can fuck off!

Texas mosquitoes:
October 17, 2023 at 2:09 PM