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Lucas Warmtakes
@oldurtycurty.bsky.social
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Never a big factor, in terms of life.
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This movie is criminally slept on
Movie poster for the 1994 film Fresh, a young lad’s face looking at you from behind a chain link fence dominates the poster, along with a smaller image of a young woman on the right hand side of the poster
November 25, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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describe your cat’s personality with one photo
A black kitty lounges on a pool table with green felt, insouciantly blocking the corner pocket
November 9, 2025 at 7:02 AM
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Ralph Wiggum from the Simpsons only he’s Alf from the tv show, and he’s labeled “Ralf”
November 3, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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Full Force is always necessary
the r&b group Full Force
September 27, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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There’s more to it than that.
Groyper Spotify playlist with a remix version of Bella Ciao on it
September 16, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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Dril tweet: the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron"
September 10, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Here you go
SpongeBob is dead meme with a fish labeled Nobody holding a dead SpongeBob labeled Trump
September 8, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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I leaned in to my F draft grade and renamed my team. I’ll have that stupid LLM know that I am the defending champ, god damn it.
September 2, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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DYIN’ (DEAD?) DONALD AWFULLY QUIET AND ISN’T EVEN GOLFING
Steven Crowder meme sitting behind a table with a sign in front of it saying “Trump is dead, change my mind”
September 1, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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Here ya go
Apu leaps in front of bullet Simpsons meme, with Apu labeled “Chief Justice John Roberts,” the clerk labeled “Guy Woth Money,” and the robber pointing a gun labeled “Legal Consequences”
August 27, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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I saved screenshots of homeboy knowing this blocking was inevitable
A screenshot of a terrible poster’s dumb post saying there’s no genocide in Gaza with a picture of Kevin James as well because the poster’s profile pic looks like him Kevin James ass profile pic
August 22, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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This dipshit’s pfp be like
Kevin James
August 22, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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Kevin James-ass profile pic having’ mahfucka wants to hold forth on manifest destiny, look inward bro
Kevin James looking as smug as a jabroni
August 22, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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Harlan Crow's specimen is like how Ben Garrison draws Trump, in comparison to this St. Louis atrocity
a wax figure of Winston Churchill
August 16, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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Why is there a commercial now that features Trump’s penis making tea?
August 14, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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a maga reads a book labeled "magaxios". You see on the page it says "trump is killing it!" next panel has the maga saying "damn I wish I could read."
July 23, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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Yes there appears to be an ostrich in that drawer
July 19, 2025 at 7:18 AM
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a pic of a kid with the caption "I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU!"
July 17, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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A girl labeled “Apollo” is getting ready to throw a dodgeball labeled “the gift of prophecy” at a group of three other girls who are leaning back in anticipation of getting the ball thrown at them. They are labeled “random internet users trying to be comedic”
July 17, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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Screen shot of a quote from the movie Shaft, which says: Ellie Moore: I love you John Shaft: yeah, I know. Take it easy.
July 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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This guy is pretty cute tho
June 22, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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This is a ludicrous amount of ground to cover to make a catch
A screenshot of Athletics center fielder at the start of an incredible catch with a yellow line drawn on the field to illustrate how much distance he covers in getting to the ball to make the catch
June 21, 2025 at 6:45 AM
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*Brian Fellow voice*

THIS GILA MONSTER IS THICC
A bizarrely thick-tailed Gila monster gleefully jamming two ends of a live wire together on the side of an electrician’s work van
June 21, 2025 at 6:10 AM
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Usha; [just out of frame, laughing too]
A 3/4 profile photo of a grinning Nathan Fielder wearing a dress shirt and a tie, having a great time with a lot of friends just outside of the frame (not pictured)
June 12, 2025 at 7:48 AM
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It fits him the way that the women’s sport coat fit Michael Scott
A three panel scene from the Office where Kevin asks Michael Scott who makes the sport coat he’s wearing and Michael reveals the label saying “MISSterious”
May 20, 2025 at 4:33 PM