Oldster Inc.
@oldsterinc.bsky.social
Maybe today isn't the day for this.
January 10, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Maybe today isn't the day for this.
I know you didn't create the day, but good lord, read the goddamn room.
January 9, 2026 at 10:33 PM
I know you didn't create the day, but good lord, read the goddamn room.
Oh no, someone stole that SUV's second ski!
January 9, 2026 at 12:18 PM
Oh no, someone stole that SUV's second ski!
It's not too late to stop voting with Republicans and to confirm Trump's nominees.
January 7, 2026 at 1:08 AM
It's not too late to stop voting with Republicans and to confirm Trump's nominees.
NOW is it time for impeachment?
January 3, 2026 at 9:53 PM
NOW is it time for impeachment?
That drive has gone to the hell dimension and returned...changed. Don't open the new partition. Don't listen to what it tells you. It has seen things, and it wants to show you.
December 29, 2025 at 3:05 PM
That drive has gone to the hell dimension and returned...changed. Don't open the new partition. Don't listen to what it tells you. It has seen things, and it wants to show you.
He could've just saved us all some money and sent someone up there with a Sharpie. Wouldn't have looked much different.
December 19, 2025 at 9:02 PM
He could've just saved us all some money and sent someone up there with a Sharpie. Wouldn't have looked much different.
This is textbook sanewashing.
December 19, 2025 at 12:43 AM
This is textbook sanewashing.
It will be cathartic, but I'm sad about how much it's going to cost to undo everything, and how much the right will kick and scream about doing it.
December 18, 2025 at 6:51 PM
It will be cathartic, but I'm sad about how much it's going to cost to undo everything, and how much the right will kick and scream about doing it.
Spoken like someone who's never spent a 6+ hour flight crammed into the middle seat in coach. Do what you need to to make the miserable experience flying has become a bit more comfy. Though I definitely don't endorse taking your shoes off.
November 24, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Spoken like someone who's never spent a 6+ hour flight crammed into the middle seat in coach. Do what you need to to make the miserable experience flying has become a bit more comfy. Though I definitely don't endorse taking your shoes off.
I hope I never see another fundraising email from you or your friend Maggie ever again.
November 10, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I hope I never see another fundraising email from you or your friend Maggie ever again.
Same multiple times, multiple offices. It's always seemed weird that she never seems to have anyone answering phones.
November 10, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Same multiple times, multiple offices. It's always seemed weird that she never seems to have anyone answering phones.
I've never been overly thrilled with them, but after the last ten months of watching them enable the admin while still sending fundraising emails has me incandescent with rage.
November 10, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I've never been overly thrilled with them, but after the last ten months of watching them enable the admin while still sending fundraising emails has me incandescent with rage.
"not to heavy, not to light" Poetry.
November 8, 2025 at 8:38 PM
"not to heavy, not to light" Poetry.
Very glad this crap is how my tax dollars are being spent.
November 7, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Very glad this crap is how my tax dollars are being spent.
If you turn your phone upside down things are going...well, still bad, but at least it levels off before hitting the bottom!
November 7, 2025 at 1:02 AM
If you turn your phone upside down things are going...well, still bad, but at least it levels off before hitting the bottom!
Oh, so it's not allowed to offer special discounts to specific classes of people? Cool, that means no more veteran, senior, or first responder discounts either. Can't have inequality!
November 2, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Oh, so it's not allowed to offer special discounts to specific classes of people? Cool, that means no more veteran, senior, or first responder discounts either. Can't have inequality!