Henry "Norm O'Cephalic" Atkins
@oldsadbastard.bsky.social
An orange baby. Not that kind.
I'm filing partly because I'm bored, but mostly I want to see how much of the bulk-priced mayo Stephen Miller smears on his dog's dick I'm responsible for this year.
January 31, 2026 at 3:03 AM
I'm filing partly because I'm bored, but mostly I want to see how much of the bulk-priced mayo Stephen Miller smears on his dog's dick I'm responsible for this year.
"I would like to exchange this for the 'keep it!'" That's not even the best joke on the album. It's the title track, of course. Nobody thought about corn like Mitch.
January 31, 2026 at 2:50 AM
"I would like to exchange this for the 'keep it!'" That's not even the best joke on the album. It's the title track, of course. Nobody thought about corn like Mitch.
Seattle and Minneapolis may as well be sister cities, by most measures. Also, thanks for the QB!
January 31, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Seattle and Minneapolis may as well be sister cities, by most measures. Also, thanks for the QB!
The next blurst part was that I was referred to a specialist the day after getting a walking boot, only to end up in a grotesque neon cast, but not with, you know, one of those waterproof covers, or some tear-away pants or THE VERY KNOWLEDGE THAT SUCH THINGS EVEN EXIST. Work on it, providers!
January 31, 2026 at 12:39 AM
The next blurst part was that I was referred to a specialist the day after getting a walking boot, only to end up in a grotesque neon cast, but not with, you know, one of those waterproof covers, or some tear-away pants or THE VERY KNOWLEDGE THAT SUCH THINGS EVEN EXIST. Work on it, providers!
"We ran 1000 simulations of a tiny Elvis white nationalist."
January 24, 2026 at 12:51 PM
"We ran 1000 simulations of a tiny Elvis white nationalist."
David Miscavige Babies.
January 24, 2026 at 12:36 PM
David Miscavige Babies.
We're just going to take the good Wagner and all of that since those dipshits are busily trying to book Corey Feldman for the next "KenneTrump Honors a Chancre on Kid Rock's Lazy White Upper-Middle Class Cosplay as a Dirtbag" [for THIRTY YEARS already!] That's three times older than a GOP prom date!
January 24, 2026 at 1:31 AM
We're just going to take the good Wagner and all of that since those dipshits are busily trying to book Corey Feldman for the next "KenneTrump Honors a Chancre on Kid Rock's Lazy White Upper-Middle Class Cosplay as a Dirtbag" [for THIRTY YEARS already!] That's three times older than a GOP prom date!