Old Ranger Pete
@oldrangerpete.bsky.social
Author, speaker, retired US Forest Service ranger and biologist. Since 2011, serving as a naturalist on major cruise lines on their Southeast Alaska cruises. Hunter of moose; catcher of fish.
I read that in Rod Serling's voice.
November 9, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I read that in Rod Serling's voice.
Are there any actual SNAP-EBT customers left after November 1?
November 3, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Are there any actual SNAP-EBT customers left after November 1?
"Keep on poopin' in the Free World." Neil Dung
November 1, 2025 at 7:51 PM
"Keep on poopin' in the Free World." Neil Dung
So, it's November 2028, and surprisingly, a Democrat has been elected to the presidency. Trump agrees to leave the White House but on December 1, he begins demolition of the West Wing.
October 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
So, it's November 2028, and surprisingly, a Democrat has been elected to the presidency. Trump agrees to leave the White House but on December 1, he begins demolition of the West Wing.
Raven is a powerful being in Alaska Native culture and known as a trickster. An invitation from Raven needs to be viewed with caution!
October 17, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Raven is a powerful being in Alaska Native culture and known as a trickster. An invitation from Raven needs to be viewed with caution!
Well, I don't know about you, but these guys bravely apprehended a woman brazenly driving while shoeless (DWS), a condition recognized as a felony ever since my days of Drivers Education back in the 60s.
October 11, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Well, I don't know about you, but these guys bravely apprehended a woman brazenly driving while shoeless (DWS), a condition recognized as a felony ever since my days of Drivers Education back in the 60s.
Not to mention the dozens of wars he has prevented but not credited for.
October 10, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Not to mention the dozens of wars he has prevented but not credited for.
Mint that coin only after he's dead. We would be blessed to have the Trump coin in our pockets by Christmas.
October 3, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Mint that coin only after he's dead. We would be blessed to have the Trump coin in our pockets by Christmas.
Well, Congress isn't going to stand in the way. Oh, maybe they will stamp their tiny little feet, shake their tiny little fists, and raise their tiny little voices. But it will not change the outcome one tiny little bit.
September 5, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Well, Congress isn't going to stand in the way. Oh, maybe they will stamp their tiny little feet, shake their tiny little fists, and raise their tiny little voices. But it will not change the outcome one tiny little bit.
So, is it really communism if Trump gets to take 10% of Intel with him when he leaves office, just like the Qatari jet "donated" to the US? Wouldn't that be more like of a capitalistic move?
August 23, 2025 at 3:28 AM
So, is it really communism if Trump gets to take 10% of Intel with him when he leaves office, just like the Qatari jet "donated" to the US? Wouldn't that be more like of a capitalistic move?
Well, okay then. Military tribunals to follow. Just waiting for Obama, Hilary, and/or Joe Biden to show up on the streets of DC.
August 21, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Well, okay then. Military tribunals to follow. Just waiting for Obama, Hilary, and/or Joe Biden to show up on the streets of DC.
I am sorry to find your name not on that list, Tom. Join the club with dozens of anti-war protestors from the Vietnam War era that were disappointed to find there were no FBI files on them. But keep hope alive. There's potential to be named on the first "expansion list."
August 20, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I am sorry to find your name not on that list, Tom. Join the club with dozens of anti-war protestors from the Vietnam War era that were disappointed to find there were no FBI files on them. But keep hope alive. There's potential to be named on the first "expansion list."
I can understand folks saying Newsom shouldn't be mocking Donald Trump and his disability because it reminds them of Trump mocking reporter Serge Kovaleski back in 2015.
August 20, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I can understand folks saying Newsom shouldn't be mocking Donald Trump and his disability because it reminds them of Trump mocking reporter Serge Kovaleski back in 2015.
Just like it was Ukraine's fault Russia invaded. "They were asking for it."
August 17, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Just like it was Ukraine's fault Russia invaded. "They were asking for it."
Good heavens! Arbys? Does this meet the definition of a "nasty woman?"
August 13, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Good heavens! Arbys? Does this meet the definition of a "nasty woman?"
And the nice thing is you never have to ask!
August 9, 2025 at 2:57 AM
And the nice thing is you never have to ask!
Oooh, ooh! (raising hand) Can we call them Trump Youth?
August 6, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Oooh, ooh! (raising hand) Can we call them Trump Youth?
Pam Bondi: "Hold my beer."
August 5, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Pam Bondi: "Hold my beer."
So, the only way Democrats can win on this issue is to promise 2000 percent cuts in drug prices.
August 4, 2025 at 2:30 PM
So, the only way Democrats can win on this issue is to promise 2000 percent cuts in drug prices.
I know the course has been open for only a day or so, but has Trump had time to win the tournament there yet?
July 30, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I know the course has been open for only a day or so, but has Trump had time to win the tournament there yet?
When we take those weather-modifying bastards to trial, I suggest a dunking chair. Lower them into a pond for 10 minutes. If they survive, they are guilty. If not, well, they probably supported un-American weather modification anyway.
July 29, 2025 at 11:20 PM
When we take those weather-modifying bastards to trial, I suggest a dunking chair. Lower them into a pond for 10 minutes. If they survive, they are guilty. If not, well, they probably supported un-American weather modification anyway.