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Wanna save the world? Sell your Tesla and take the bus!
"In bear markets, stocks return to their rightful owners.”
-John Pierpont Morgan
-John Pierpont Morgan
October 8, 2025 at 1:40 PM
"In bear markets, stocks return to their rightful owners.”
-John Pierpont Morgan
-John Pierpont Morgan
New Tesla model unveiled…
October 6, 2025 at 1:30 PM
New Tesla model unveiled…
And whether it be securities fraud or accounting fraud, the SEC, under both Biden and Trump, has had its thumb up its ass. Musk is above the law. It is the Golden Age of fraud indeed.
September 15, 2025 at 9:15 PM
And whether it be securities fraud or accounting fraud, the SEC, under both Biden and Trump, has had its thumb up its ass. Musk is above the law. It is the Golden Age of fraud indeed.
Meanwhile, you have “Dirty“ Dan Ives suggesting that Tesla‘s nonexistent AI and Robotaxi business is worth $1 trillion. I suspect we’ll soon be hearing from Jonas at Morgan Stanley suggesting that it’s worth $2 trillion…
September 15, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Meanwhile, you have “Dirty“ Dan Ives suggesting that Tesla‘s nonexistent AI and Robotaxi business is worth $1 trillion. I suspect we’ll soon be hearing from Jonas at Morgan Stanley suggesting that it’s worth $2 trillion…
$TSLA up 18% in five days with Muskrat adding $1 billion in shares. Fundamentals of the business in shambles. No Optimus. No Robotaxi. Just the CyberJunk. Suspiciously high weekly call option volumes tied to the rally. No manipulation here…
September 15, 2025 at 8:44 PM
$TSLA up 18% in five days with Muskrat adding $1 billion in shares. Fundamentals of the business in shambles. No Optimus. No Robotaxi. Just the CyberJunk. Suspiciously high weekly call option volumes tied to the rally. No manipulation here…
Telsa EU car registrations down 53% yoy in April, stock up over 7%. Why? How? Need I remind you...
May 27, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Telsa EU car registrations down 53% yoy in April, stock up over 7%. Why? How? Need I remind you...
There is no mystery at all. $TSLA is manipulated illegally through 0DTE options and has been for years. Too bad Musk has captured the regulators and Democratic politicians are either too dim to understand what is going on or are corrupt themselves.
May 10, 2025 at 4:40 PM
There is no mystery at all. $TSLA is manipulated illegally through 0DTE options and has been for years. Too bad Musk has captured the regulators and Democratic politicians are either too dim to understand what is going on or are corrupt themselves.
You don’t have to squint too hard to spot the manipulation.
April 30, 2025 at 8:49 PM
You don’t have to squint too hard to spot the manipulation.
I’m offering those of you who doubted that Musk manipulates $TSLA through the front end of the option market the opportunity to recant.
April 25, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I’m offering those of you who doubted that Musk manipulates $TSLA through the front end of the option market the opportunity to recant.
Maybe Felon should next try a pump outside the Kremlin…
March 13, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Maybe Felon should next try a pump outside the Kremlin…
While the nation scours the countryside for trans people, illegals, and furries to burn at the stake, the oligarchs (that’s you FElon) are looting the coffers. Trump’s firing of the inspector generals will enable further graft to come. 3D print your guillotines mon frères! The revolution approaches!
January 25, 2025 at 3:51 PM
While the nation scours the countryside for trans people, illegals, and furries to burn at the stake, the oligarchs (that’s you FElon) are looting the coffers. Trump’s firing of the inspector generals will enable further graft to come. 3D print your guillotines mon frères! The revolution approaches!
I suspect this guy is feeling a bit nervous tonight…
December 8, 2024 at 5:12 AM
I suspect this guy is feeling a bit nervous tonight…
