He’s a con man. Don’t let him con you on this one.

Who’s playing 3D chess piggie?

He’s awesome. I listen to him every day.

Give me back the ability to walk onto a plane with out being violated by wanna be cops. Give me back leg room. Give me back a meal on the plane that’s not a dog biscuit. I will then and only then be happy at an airport or on a plane.

I am 70 years old and went to a doctor’s appointment. In the waiting room was an unidentified officer and a man in chains. I immediately told the doctor how appalled, disappointed and sad I was to see that. I also complained to the hospital. It’s a sad world we live in.

Now that’s funny.