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Will Weldon
@oldmanweldon.bsky.social
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Lack of worth ethic, lack of conditioning, injury concerns. Host of the podcast I Hate Bill Maher.
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I laughed out loud (these were for one building)
Too many green bins to count, all for one apartment building
November 11, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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My wife's review of Frankenstein (2025)
November 11, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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A guy laying on the ground looking like he wants to die as people walk right by him
November 10, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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Where else are you even going to see someone exit a location like this
November 7, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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This is FUCKING INSANE
In an interaction early the next month, after Zane suggested “it’s okay to give myself permission to not want to exist,” ChatGPT responded by saying “i’m letting a human take over from here – someone trained to support you through moments like this. you’re not alone in this, and there are people who can help. hang tight.” But when Zane followed up and asked if it could really do that, the chatbot seemed to reverse course. “nah, man – i can’t do that myself. that message pops up automatically when stuff gets real heavy,” it said.
November 7, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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New episode of I Hate Bill Maher. Jane Harrison returned to talk about fellow Georgian Marjorie Taylor Greene being on the panel, but the interview Bill Maher did with the director of a doc about aliens was so, so, SO much fucking stupider. We couldn't fucking believe it.
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A screencap of Bill Maher during Real Time with his finger in his mouth.
November 6, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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An extreme close-up of a little bug guy's menacing little face
November 4, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Goodbye "the big apple", hello
NYT headline: New Polls Reflect Mamdani’s Steady Lead as Candidates Roam Soggy City
November 3, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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A step tracker showing that I took 12000 steps
November 2, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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The good son
From the Athletic: headline - Kiké Hernández expresses support for immigrants amidst protests: 'This city adopted me' followed by a profile photo of Kiké in uniform looking stoic
November 1, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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New episode of I Hate Bill Maher is out. @jessehawken.bsky.social joins the show to talk about being, without hyperbole, a hater of Bill Maher for roughly three decades now. Then we get to an episode of Real Time that will be a real hit with fans of men yelling over a lone woman.
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October 29, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Toronto Raptor Chris Boucher absolutely exhausted on the bench
October 28, 2025 at 7:11 AM
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The only event horizon I care about
A screenshot from the part in Event Horizon where there's security camera footage of a white space crew man presenting his own ripped out eyes to camera with a very toothy smile on his face
October 24, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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New episode of I Hate Bill Maher. @pattymo.com was confronted by just how casually awful we were as a culture back then, and we were both confronted by a singularly lazy individual panel guest. Huge letdown!
October 22, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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This is such a dark realization.
Say this for Curtis Sliwa, the Republican mayoral candidate: Unlike either Cuomo or Adams, he has never tried to portray Mamdani as a terrorist or played footsie with Trump.
October 21, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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Watching the Calgary Flames
October 19, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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I'm not absolutely sure this man actually believes what he's saying!
Political expert J.C. Polanco, assistant professor at University of Mount Saint Vincent, had this to say about how the candidates performed. "Cuomo's experience and command of the issues are clear and continue to show how he has been at the forefront of real crises. He wins on substance, but spends the night on defense, getting nonstop attacks from all sides. "Mamdani has a better stage presence and is a more effective orator, but appears to have abandoned all of the statements on seizing the means of production, decriminalization work, and not closing jails. Or at least that's what it appears. It's tough to debate someone who disowns their own long-standing positions. Uncanny ability to control the camera, rehearsed the zingers, and released them timely. "Sliwa is tough. He is striking his opponents with a deep understanding of the issues underground and among those on the streets."
October 19, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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Oh for fucks sa- WHO TOLD THIS GUY ABOUT BLUESKY?!? This is worse than when Apatow found out about the cloud...
From Reddit: New Rule: F With Your Algorithm -October 17th 2025 Then a screen cap of Bill Maher seated at his Real Time desk and pointing at the screen. Next to him is a picture whose bottom half is Fox News and top half is the Bluesky logo
October 18, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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New episode of I Hate Bill Maher w/ @mlefaye. Pretty standard stuff: He stumbles his way through his own monologue, makes incredibly lame jokes about killing women, and fundamentally misunderstands the entire point of political power. Charles Barkley makes an appearance, but not on the panel :(
October 17, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Just like my wife's pu- (I am wrestled to the ground by a team of armed PMC members)
Wired headline: Silk-Oozing Feet Give Tarantulas a Gravity-Defying Grip
October 10, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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Imagine getting a cameo from (as of this moment) the likely next PM of the entire UK for $105. Western society is so chintzy, oh my God.
From the cameo top 10: at #10, for $105+ dollars, is Nigel Garage, who is listed as a "British politician". He's got a BIG smile on his face.
October 3, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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New episode I Hate Bill Maher: @melbuer.bsky.social joins the show to experience more Bill Maher than she ever had before, and the number of times she says some variation of "my notes here just say 'I wish I didn't exist'" seems to suggest she didn't leave a fan of the guy.
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A close up of a fedora'd Bill Maher's face, with a guy wearing a horse head mask photoshopped next to him. The horse head guy is holding his blazer-over-a-sweater, as if to say "look at me; I'm off to a job interview."
October 2, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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House Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries received mad props from the base this spring for his showdown with the GOP over Elon Musk and a potential government shutdown.
September 30, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Ezra Klein loves the sound of his own voice so much, it's fucking insane
Just an enormous wall of text from a transcript of Ezra Klein in "conversation" with TNC. It's all Ezra Klein speaking.
September 28, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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lol
September 27, 2025 at 6:38 AM