An even older president
January 19, 2026 at 6:08 PM
An even older president
Threaten to annex Coronation Street
January 19, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Threaten to annex Coronation Street
Ming the Merciless invited to join “board of peace”
“”Can’t have war if everyone is dead” claims rascist 50s cartoon character
“”Can’t have war if everyone is dead” claims rascist 50s cartoon character
January 19, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Ming the Merciless invited to join “board of peace”
“”Can’t have war if everyone is dead” claims rascist 50s cartoon character
“”Can’t have war if everyone is dead” claims rascist 50s cartoon character
Robert Jenrick, a man so anonymous his wife has his picture as her phone’s wallpaper so she knows who this strange man in her house is
January 16, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Robert Jenrick, a man so anonymous his wife has his picture as her phone’s wallpaper so she knows who this strange man in her house is
I know nowt about money and that but am swole
January 16, 2026 at 5:33 PM
I know nowt about money and that but am swole
Very much the advise of people who hadn’t taken a bus since they were kids. What even was the mechanism there? Were you just supposed to jump out in front of it?
January 15, 2026 at 8:48 AM
Very much the advise of people who hadn’t taken a bus since they were kids. What even was the mechanism there? Were you just supposed to jump out in front of it?
“No, I definitely wouldn’t call Nigel a racistz Would a racist promise me, who came her as a refugee, a peerage?”
January 13, 2026 at 6:20 PM
“No, I definitely wouldn’t call Nigel a racistz Would a racist promise me, who came her as a refugee, a peerage?”
on a "you broke it, you own it" basis?
January 10, 2026 at 10:37 AM
on a "you broke it, you own it" basis?
As a strange man on the internet: nope. Any good?
December 28, 2025 at 5:51 PM
As a strange man on the internet: nope. Any good?
Trump promotes making everything looking like a 70s brothel, black and red with lots of gold paint and then sticking his name of it.
It's not exactly the Parthenon. More Angus Steakhouse.
It's not exactly the Parthenon. More Angus Steakhouse.
December 27, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Trump promotes making everything looking like a 70s brothel, black and red with lots of gold paint and then sticking his name of it.
It's not exactly the Parthenon. More Angus Steakhouse.
It's not exactly the Parthenon. More Angus Steakhouse.
I do hate the newspaper use of "anger". Really, anger? Not like mild tutting or "this country has good to the dogs" and then getting on with their day?
December 27, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I do hate the newspaper use of "anger". Really, anger? Not like mild tutting or "this country has good to the dogs" and then getting on with their day?
When I was a kid in rural Wales in the 80s, some other kids, for a project, were going classroom to classroom doing a poll about fox hunting. Everyone in the maths class I was in, with the exception of a couple of farmer's kids, voted to ban it.
So, not that metrolib
So, not that metrolib
December 27, 2025 at 12:25 PM
When I was a kid in rural Wales in the 80s, some other kids, for a project, were going classroom to classroom doing a poll about fox hunting. Everyone in the maths class I was in, with the exception of a couple of farmer's kids, voted to ban it.
So, not that metrolib
So, not that metrolib
As a Brit, I always feel ripped off when I get a pint in the US. Like, where's the rest of it?
December 26, 2025 at 7:40 PM
As a Brit, I always feel ripped off when I get a pint in the US. Like, where's the rest of it?
Never underestimate the power of “it wasn’t like that when I was a kid”
December 19, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Never underestimate the power of “it wasn’t like that when I was a kid”
If we’re doing Dahl crossovers, the BFG is just there.
December 15, 2025 at 12:14 PM
If we’re doing Dahl crossovers, the BFG is just there.
Chickenmuch Cage.
It's been a long day.
It's been a long day.
December 13, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Chickenmuch Cage.
It's been a long day.
It's been a long day.
That’s pretty much in the world of that 14 year old boy who reckons he’s slept with half the girls in the year.
December 6, 2025 at 10:41 PM
That’s pretty much in the world of that 14 year old boy who reckons he’s slept with half the girls in the year.
Maybe though… maybe… bare with me… in order to apply to be a Labour MP you need to have a minimum of 8 kids?
November 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Maybe though… maybe… bare with me… in order to apply to be a Labour MP you need to have a minimum of 8 kids?
I guess they desperately needed to say, “you know that crappy dancing show we used to make? The one with the middle aged people with weird rictus grins? Well like that but totally not like that”. So the Strictly marked it as Come Dancing: The Next Generation
November 3, 2025 at 11:13 AM
I guess they desperately needed to say, “you know that crappy dancing show we used to make? The one with the middle aged people with weird rictus grins? Well like that but totally not like that”. So the Strictly marked it as Come Dancing: The Next Generation
Sort of made sense in context. Come Dancing but with a tacit reference to the Baz Lerman film Strictly Ballroom. We’re come dancing but for the 2000s
November 3, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Sort of made sense in context. Come Dancing but with a tacit reference to the Baz Lerman film Strictly Ballroom. We’re come dancing but for the 2000s
Imagine if Surrey council had to provide him emergency accommodation.
Might have turned his head. Andrew Mountbatten Windsor fighter for the homeless
I mean, probably not. Spin his rollerdex of nonces and dictators and he’d be off to Saudi
Might have turned his head. Andrew Mountbatten Windsor fighter for the homeless
I mean, probably not. Spin his rollerdex of nonces and dictators and he’d be off to Saudi
October 31, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Imagine if Surrey council had to provide him emergency accommodation.
Might have turned his head. Andrew Mountbatten Windsor fighter for the homeless
I mean, probably not. Spin his rollerdex of nonces and dictators and he’d be off to Saudi
Might have turned his head. Andrew Mountbatten Windsor fighter for the homeless
I mean, probably not. Spin his rollerdex of nonces and dictators and he’d be off to Saudi
There’s going to be a time when people are going to start going, “they even bought a vintage CRT. A working one of those cost thousands. Why don’t these scroungers by a cheap flat screen one?”
October 27, 2025 at 12:01 PM
There’s going to be a time when people are going to start going, “they even bought a vintage CRT. A working one of those cost thousands. Why don’t these scroungers by a cheap flat screen one?”
Nothing says “silenced” like being interviewed on national TV.
September 29, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Nothing says “silenced” like being interviewed on national TV.
Now I’ve got a mental image of Truss with a huge codpiece. Wrong Cameo but still.
Word up
Word up
September 22, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Now I’ve got a mental image of Truss with a huge codpiece. Wrong Cameo but still.
Word up
Word up