bleh, we all have those days. I certainly had my share.

[ he’s fishing in a kiddie pool? he’s fishing in a kiddie pool. what the heck. ]

‘S alright if you don’t wanna talk about it. sometimes these things are too raw to talk about in the moment, y’know?

you doin’ okay there, kiddo?

[ grabbing one of the couches in castle town and throwing it out a window ]

[ grabs a microphone and starts ‘singing’ louder ] YOU CAN’T WIN, I AM HIM, AND I COMPLETELY OWN YOU LIKE A PIIMP. NOW LET’S GO, KILL THE HOE, COME ON SUSIE LET’S KILL THIS FUCKERRRRRR I’m THE HEROOOOOOOOO AND YOU’RE THE BAD GUUUUUUUuuuuuuUUUUuUuUUuuUuUUUY

Mmm.

… and you’re sure you don’t wanna talk about it?

Are you sure

hey. don’t just LIKE it and scamper off… ya little critter.

aight bet

sorry kiddo, i don't get this joke

[ looks at them in the yes for a little bit ] What

beh. y’know, i actually used turtwig when the game came out. yeah, he’s probably the worst for play through but c’mon, this is wood hammer we’re talking about

ugh, i can never remember level up moves. coulda sworn zubat got wing attack…

hey, i suggested it second for a reason! you prolly’ve seen a few flying types by now is all i’m sayin. in fact, zubat might be your best bet, vein’ immune to poison and all… bah, ignore me, i’m backseatin’.

y’got any birds? or maybe that balloon feller?

oh boy oh boy I hope I don’t get stuffed in some sort o’ bear suit or someth[ walking directly into Bonnie’s loving embrace ] in!