David in VA (from NC)
@oldmancrot.bsky.social
Retired engineer; gone guy from Twitter. Don't mess with me - I have daughters. Please, no DMs unless we're close friends. I believe that consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
What, no rodeo clowns?
November 23, 2025 at 12:00 AM
What, no rodeo clowns?
If there's a crash test dummy that represents a 15 year-old female - please keep it away from Trump!
November 21, 2025 at 8:03 PM
If there's a crash test dummy that represents a 15 year-old female - please keep it away from Trump!
To be fair, he must have been struggling inside. There were cameras, and yet he somehow knew it would be inappropriate to give his usual thumbs up and $#!% eating grin. He was torn, I tell you!
November 6, 2025 at 7:50 PM
To be fair, he must have been struggling inside. There were cameras, and yet he somehow knew it would be inappropriate to give his usual thumbs up and $#!% eating grin. He was torn, I tell you!
Looks very familiar from when I had surgery. Time for John Oliver to call for the catheter cowboy.
October 31, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Looks very familiar from when I had surgery. Time for John Oliver to call for the catheter cowboy.
It could be worse.
October 29, 2025 at 2:04 AM
It could be worse.
And what's that at the left of the picture? A DJT pez dispenser? And why does it look like it has veins on the . . . (ahem) shaft?
October 22, 2025 at 1:42 AM
And what's that at the left of the picture? A DJT pez dispenser? And why does it look like it has veins on the . . . (ahem) shaft?
Is she troubled? Does she think they've learned their lesson?
October 14, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Is she troubled? Does she think they've learned their lesson?
Paid protesters? I signed up to do this for free. But after the exhilaration I felt after the June event, I'd probably pay to take part again.
October 13, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Paid protesters? I signed up to do this for free. But after the exhilaration I felt after the June event, I'd probably pay to take part again.
Maybe there was a genital viewing requirement?
October 3, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Maybe there was a genital viewing requirement?
Fingers are meant to be stepped on.
October 3, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Fingers are meant to be stepped on.
Will compromise: over the counter pain relievers - they're all the same.
Wont: Duke's mayo. And have you ever slept on cheap sheets? (like burlap cheap?)
Wont: Duke's mayo. And have you ever slept on cheap sheets? (like burlap cheap?)
October 3, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Will compromise: over the counter pain relievers - they're all the same.
Wont: Duke's mayo. And have you ever slept on cheap sheets? (like burlap cheap?)
Wont: Duke's mayo. And have you ever slept on cheap sheets? (like burlap cheap?)
Maybe they'll put some of that floating concertina wire stuff across the river. You'd hate to see immigrants trying to swim over!
September 28, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Maybe they'll put some of that floating concertina wire stuff across the river. You'd hate to see immigrants trying to swim over!
Also, the big skeleton in the yard. And image capture in June? (Shhh . . . one of my neighbors has that thing going on, too.)
September 28, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Also, the big skeleton in the yard. And image capture in June? (Shhh . . . one of my neighbors has that thing going on, too.)
I'll be watching for moments of silence at NFL stadiums this weekend. Yep . . . that'll be the ticket.
September 25, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I'll be watching for moments of silence at NFL stadiums this weekend. Yep . . . that'll be the ticket.