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"Last night I dreamed I ate a giant marshmallow, when I woke up my pillow was gone.".Tommy Cooper
"Middle age is when you go to bed at night & hope you feel better. Old age is when you go to bed at night & hope you wake up in the morning.".... Groucho Marx
"Middle age is when you go to bed at night & hope you feel better. Old age is when you go to bed at night & hope you wake up in the morning.".... Groucho Marx
" Might makes right" is apparently our new motto.
Look out Greenland!
Look out Greenland!
January 5, 2026 at 9:14 PM
" Might makes right" is apparently our new motto.
Look out Greenland!
Look out Greenland!
How does one "find" 5 million more files?
Maybe some old guy finally cleaned out his bathroom.
Maybe some old guy finally cleaned out his bathroom.
January 5, 2026 at 9:11 PM
How does one "find" 5 million more files?
Maybe some old guy finally cleaned out his bathroom.
Maybe some old guy finally cleaned out his bathroom.
So were blowing up suspected narco speed boats from Venezuela while China is shipping fentanyl to Mexico.
Pete Pushup rides again.
Pete Pushup rides again.
December 25, 2025 at 3:55 AM
So were blowing up suspected narco speed boats from Venezuela while China is shipping fentanyl to Mexico.
Pete Pushup rides again.
Pete Pushup rides again.
In his latest brilliant strategy Trumpolini wants to create citizen privateers, a.k.a. legal pirates, against Venezuela.
A peg leg & parrot 🦜 is not mandatory.
A peg leg & parrot 🦜 is not mandatory.
December 21, 2025 at 1:07 AM
In his latest brilliant strategy Trumpolini wants to create citizen privateers, a.k.a. legal pirates, against Venezuela.
A peg leg & parrot 🦜 is not mandatory.
A peg leg & parrot 🦜 is not mandatory.
Now that we're blowing up boats in the Caribbean & S. Pacific does that mean Greenland can rest easy?
December 20, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Now that we're blowing up boats in the Caribbean & S. Pacific does that mean Greenland can rest easy?
If a Democrat wins in '28 hopefully he/she will consider Jack Smith for A.G.
December 17, 2025 at 10:34 PM
If a Democrat wins in '28 hopefully he/she will consider Jack Smith for A.G.
Does Trumpolini stay up nights asking himself how can I embarrass myself & the country today?
December 16, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Does Trumpolini stay up nights asking himself how can I embarrass myself & the country today?
Is Kash going to reimburse the government for taxing him around to date his lady love?
December 13, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Is Kash going to reimburse the government for taxing him around to date his lady love?
Why are we not hearing from Epstein 's hired help?
Did he just employ blind deaf people?
Why aren't they coming forward to back up the victims?
Did he just employ blind deaf people?
Why aren't they coming forward to back up the victims?
December 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Why are we not hearing from Epstein 's hired help?
Did he just employ blind deaf people?
Why aren't they coming forward to back up the victims?
Did he just employ blind deaf people?
Why aren't they coming forward to back up the victims?
When will Pam release the redacted Epstein files?
If she releases the un-redacted ones it's probably bye bye Pam.
If she releases the un-redacted ones it's probably bye bye Pam.
December 12, 2025 at 4:19 PM
When will Pam release the redacted Epstein files?
If she releases the un-redacted ones it's probably bye bye Pam.
If she releases the un-redacted ones it's probably bye bye Pam.
"Too many pencils."
No need to wonder anymore why some old guy needed a MRI.
No need to wonder anymore why some old guy needed a MRI.
December 12, 2025 at 4:16 PM
"Too many pencils."
No need to wonder anymore why some old guy needed a MRI.
No need to wonder anymore why some old guy needed a MRI.
My guess is if Democrats win the House Trumpolini will resign & be pardoned by Vance thus escaping a 3rd impeachment.
December 11, 2025 at 6:46 AM
My guess is if Democrats win the House Trumpolini will resign & be pardoned by Vance thus escaping a 3rd impeachment.
The economy is A+.
The Epstein files are a hoax.
The speed boats are full of narco-terrorists.
These and other fables can be found in the new book "Because I said so piggy" available soon at your favorite book store.
Makes a great stocking stuffer.
The Epstein files are a hoax.
The speed boats are full of narco-terrorists.
These and other fables can be found in the new book "Because I said so piggy" available soon at your favorite book store.
Makes a great stocking stuffer.
December 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
The economy is A+.
The Epstein files are a hoax.
The speed boats are full of narco-terrorists.
These and other fables can be found in the new book "Because I said so piggy" available soon at your favorite book store.
Makes a great stocking stuffer.
The Epstein files are a hoax.
The speed boats are full of narco-terrorists.
These and other fables can be found in the new book "Because I said so piggy" available soon at your favorite book store.
Makes a great stocking stuffer.
What grocery store does Trumpolini shop at that he feels the economy is A+?
Probably Billionaires-Are-Us.
Probably Billionaires-Are-Us.
December 10, 2025 at 1:25 AM
What grocery store does Trumpolini shop at that he feels the economy is A+?
Probably Billionaires-Are-Us.
Probably Billionaires-Are-Us.
Just curious, have any investigative journalists looked into whether Tom Homan actually kept the $50,000 or the FBI re-couped it?
December 5, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Just curious, have any investigative journalists looked into whether Tom Homan actually kept the $50,000 or the FBI re-couped it?
The man who looks like an image in a fun house mirror calls a female reporter "piggy."
Hard to understand why any woman would support him.
Wonder what's in the un-redacted Epstein files?
Hard to understand why any woman would support him.
Wonder what's in the un-redacted Epstein files?
December 2, 2025 at 4:19 PM
The man who looks like an image in a fun house mirror calls a female reporter "piggy."
Hard to understand why any woman would support him.
Wonder what's in the un-redacted Epstein files?
Hard to understand why any woman would support him.
Wonder what's in the un-redacted Epstein files?
Hitler blamed the Jews.
Trumpolini blames the immigrants.
Every despot needs a "them" to rally the ignorant.
Trumpolini blames the immigrants.
Every despot needs a "them" to rally the ignorant.
November 28, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Hitler blamed the Jews.
Trumpolini blames the immigrants.
Every despot needs a "them" to rally the ignorant.
Trumpolini blames the immigrants.
Every despot needs a "them" to rally the ignorant.
How do Republican Senators sleep at night knowing they have green lighted people like Hegseth, Gabbard, Bondi, Patel & Kennedy?
November 26, 2025 at 2:05 AM
How do Republican Senators sleep at night knowing they have green lighted people like Hegseth, Gabbard, Bondi, Patel & Kennedy?
How many military personnel can differentiate between a lawful order & a unlawful order?
November 22, 2025 at 5:25 PM
How many military personnel can differentiate between a lawful order & a unlawful order?
Trumpolini now calls Marjorie Taylor Greene Marjorie Traitor Greene.
This should be a wake up to other MAGA office holders.
Toe the line & keep the Dear Leader happy or else.
This should be a wake up to other MAGA office holders.
Toe the line & keep the Dear Leader happy or else.
November 18, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Trumpolini now calls Marjorie Taylor Greene Marjorie Traitor Greene.
This should be a wake up to other MAGA office holders.
Toe the line & keep the Dear Leader happy or else.
This should be a wake up to other MAGA office holders.
Toe the line & keep the Dear Leader happy or else.
"I was just following orders"was not a winning argument at Nuremberg following the end of WWII.
There is no statute of limitations on murder.
There is no statute of limitations on murder.
November 18, 2025 at 7:09 AM
"I was just following orders"was not a winning argument at Nuremberg following the end of WWII.
There is no statute of limitations on murder.
There is no statute of limitations on murder.
Tuesday the House is supposed to vote on releasing the Epstein files.
A good diversion might be for Pete Pushup to give the green light to attack Venezuela.
Keep an eye on your Signal account.
A good diversion might be for Pete Pushup to give the green light to attack Venezuela.
Keep an eye on your Signal account.
November 16, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Tuesday the House is supposed to vote on releasing the Epstein files.
A good diversion might be for Pete Pushup to give the green light to attack Venezuela.
Keep an eye on your Signal account.
A good diversion might be for Pete Pushup to give the green light to attack Venezuela.
Keep an eye on your Signal account.
Trumpolini said he doesn't know why he had an MRI which might explain why he had a MRI
November 15, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Trumpolini said he doesn't know why he had an MRI which might explain why he had a MRI
So the strategy was put up a bold front for weeks then surrender?
Good plan said no one.
Good plan said no one.
November 10, 2025 at 10:36 PM
So the strategy was put up a bold front for weeks then surrender?
Good plan said no one.
Good plan said no one.
85 year old woman announces she will retire from the House in 2 years.
"What's the rush", says 92 year old Senator as vultures gather overhead.
"What's the rush", says 92 year old Senator as vultures gather overhead.
November 8, 2025 at 9:57 PM
85 year old woman announces she will retire from the House in 2 years.
"What's the rush", says 92 year old Senator as vultures gather overhead.
"What's the rush", says 92 year old Senator as vultures gather overhead.