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Metvoid Prime
@oldgodmachinations.bsky.social
🏳️‍🌈 Gaming (RPGs, Adventure, WoW guild leader), Alias, Fringe, The X-Files, Power Rangers. I’m awkward and nerdy - treat everyone with kindness. Also, an absolute king of dad jokes. Let’s be friends!

Rambaldi is life - through him we can live forever. <o>
Here’s one more since I’m meeting my husband at his job for lunch. Feeling cute.

#gaymer
#gay
December 8, 2025 at 5:19 PM
First vain selfie in like forever but I’ve lost 30 pounds over the past six months and actually think I look pretty good for once in my life.

#gaymer
#gay
December 8, 2025 at 4:55 PM
My girl looks beyond good.

#Metroid
#SamusAran
#NintendoSwitch
December 5, 2025 at 11:02 PM
December 4, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I’m in love with Quino. He’s so dreamy. #HyruleWarriors
#TheLegendOfZelda
#NintendoSwitch
#Gaymer
November 13, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Kim is still pegwarming like a boss.

#PowerRangers
November 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Dude, Zelda’s move set in Age of Imprisonment is UNHINGED. This is the Zelda I want to play as in a mainline game.

#HyruleWarriors
#NintendoSwitch
#gaymer
November 8, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Love me some Sky-Byte. ❤️🦈🤖
November 3, 2025 at 3:21 AM
He sleep
October 23, 2025 at 2:59 AM
October 21, 2025 at 11:09 PM
let’s just say I’m in an #Alias mood.
October 21, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I didn’t even know I had 1K Platinum Points but I just ordered this beauty hell yeah
October 21, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Yooooo
October 20, 2025 at 12:32 PM
I’m so fucking boss.

#Pokemon #NintendoSwitch #gaymer
October 20, 2025 at 3:50 AM
October 16, 2025 at 11:32 PM
October 13, 2025 at 12:41 AM
One of my favorite little moments in Metroid Dread is at the start of the game when Samus’ narrates and gets to the EMMI. The screen shows them and the company who made them. I’ve never seen anyone mention that the abbreviation is ESC which, well, is short for “escape” lol #metroid #nintendo #gaymer
October 9, 2025 at 12:33 AM
aaaawwww yeah
October 6, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Hey. Fuck yourself.

It cost nothing to bee nice.

#SuperMarioGalaxy #NintendoSwitch #gaymer
October 5, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Extremely healthy lunch today
September 16, 2025 at 5:49 PM
had to ditch the blue hair for dumb reasons #gay
September 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
It was time to get new glasses and my insurance covered smart glasses so I’m now a boujee tech bro. Not having to pull out my phone to take a picture AND having personal speakers without ear buds is nice though.
September 8, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Somehow I doubt Nintendo signed off on these Pokémon flavors
September 8, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Raid leader kitty.
September 4, 2025 at 1:33 PM
guess I wanted to be fucked up emotionally today oops
August 6, 2025 at 9:34 PM